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YOU ALL RIPPED TO SHREDDS..Your Chance of Winnin
is Slimmer than SNOOP DOGGS WRIST & LEGS...Lines Feel
Like 15 POOL BALLS HIT YA HEAD...So Ya Moms A Be
"Lookin for the ER(Eeyore)" Like They Posted a
Winny the Pooh's CREW GON MISSIN THREAD!!!!
-Me vs. Dosage

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Originally Posted by Sanborn (Post 421682)

Yea and bigben wrote all of Eminem's lyrics.

YEA FUCK U

I Dont Even Like Eminem Nigga

there's more. but im lazy

Why is everyone, with the exception of UA, posting their own bars, knowing that hey are defiently without a doubt not the best.

Check Illimit, Real Talk, Daddy New Pimpin, Daddio, Muhvulvas, Askari, UA, LEFT FIELD

You'll find a collection of the best. DONE!

^^ease up on the askari dick suckage eth

now i'll post one of my favorites

vs mahvulus

my deLIGHTFUL SLASHIN SEVERS GLANDS and brainstormin MIGHT DISPATCH HIS WEATHERMAN but ya punches are "child like" & "always miss" call em MICHEAL JACKSON, NEVER LAND! even "dressing" in LEATHER TANNED PANTS eatin salads with NEVER LAND RANCH

I liked rule's choice and the first ones

Real talk why the fuck did this thread make everyone rush to their personal archives? WEAK

Askari was the first to spit half of those played lines that you see around now, and they were sick as fuck at the time he spit them.

LOL @ every1 tootin dere own horns postin dere own lines...

And 80% of the bars posted were not worth da reading

shut your overrated ass up mani

I'll post ones i've come across in my own battles cause I've learned a lot from em'...

I threw this at Rule....

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AND HOODBITCH PLEASE!.. FLOCK OF FAIR'EES 'gassed' burn'em 'UNION JACKS' without WELDERS MASK God won't 'SAVE THEIR QUEEN' 'BRUCE LEE this STEVE McQUEEN' 'DPs' 'train you' ..TILL YOU BLEED ..SERIOUSLY..ya 'A.B.C.' raps're 'grade D' ..YOU LEAVE ..SLAPPED WITH EASE[E's] ..for effort so F'THIS'G my thought 'H-I' my flow ..Katrina ..so you're really not 'OVER-SEAS' i put him where he belong '2000 LEAGUES BENEATH ME!!' 'I Am' 'killer' by description ..HE JUST WANNA ..'BEE'

-RhetoriK

And he flipped the whole alphabet concept with this...

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Retard tried a "Alphabet Concept" But 'Stopped At I' Cuz he DIDNT KNOW THE REST!!! Lmfaoooooooo!

RULE

^^great one-liner flip on an entire concept, made me start paying attention to execution...lol...still a hot battle.. but what else..

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NIGGA SHOOO! u a BIGGA LOOSE-ah THEN A CREW of TEN OF YOU trynna INTRODUCE WOMEN TO "TENNIS SHOES" like "SKECTHERS","NIKES","WINTA BOOTS", TEXTIN "LIGHT BEAMS" like "FINISH MOVES" when no one LISTEN TO ..NIGGA WHO?...NIGGA YOU..so of course its like HORTON "HEARS A WHO?"!

-Van Helsing nice ender..

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dIS KID RAW?.... NOPE! Ya lines like female prisons, you got BITCH BARS BRO..he's in LOVE w/ LUCY so dem rhymes bout SLUGS n OOZIES ...sposed to make me believe RIK HARD THO?(Ricardo)....i'll punch HIM TILL HIS VISION GONE for tryna be "Slick"...RIK WHAT KINDA SHIT YOU ON?(SlickRick x_x)

pULSe ..dope opener..

"when it comes to battles? I'M BAKIN THE SUBJECT I'll SEND-N-SCORCH-IT and END-RHETORIC witout PERSUADING THE PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!" -SweetChinMusic 1 bar punch tourney line..

just a couple