Swore it was gonna be this link
https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=501016

Nah, I bit that from Pat Stay.

Lmfao I remember this

uh no punk,

@eth, lol it's been in the threads of who I've ghosted for

there is no suprise

You'll See Missiles is the worst I can think of from recent memory.

In all likelihood, You'll See Missiles is the worst wordplay that anyone has seen, ever.

I'm sure someone will do a worse one, someday.

Is that a challenge?

Depends on your definition of "challenge".

That's not a bad WP.

The worst wordplay is just random cluttered mind and your brain on weed trying to focus on some rap words trying to 8,16,32,64,lines

You've lost it, bro. That is putrid.

Yo Bill Clinton’s a fruit that’s why I im”peach”ed him.

“Like the 2013 KNICKS FANTASY: "YOU WON A PICK? HONOR RON ARTEST! ENTAIL YOU METTA WORLD PEACE!" (Read it again, I just dissed you!) I said, I want all 13 NICK FANS TO SEE! YOU WANNA PICK ON THE WRONG ARTIST, UNTIL YOU MET A WHIRLED PIECE!”

Just had the displeasure of laying my eyes on this. This was part of a winning verse in a GC tournament battle in 2017. Thank god the sites (for the most part) migrated extremely far away from this shit.

Cekspree was one of those guys who could occasionally write fire bars (this wasn't one of them) but couldn't write fire bars CONSISTENTLY because he couldn't tell actual fire bars from total fucking reaches.

Are the morgue in // Arthur Morgan

LMAOOOOOO

This was done as an impersonation, so it was intentionally bad.

Yes! Stand up for the unworthy... Lol

I said this in one of my songs a LONG time ago:

I'll let my bullets come hurt you (commercial) like an advertisement

This is genius ..honestly.

“But her fly was down so it was either get the cat or peel her shit” (butterfly/caterpillar”

I mean if you can explain to me what YOU WON A PICK? HONOR RON ARTEST! ENTAIL YOU METTA WORLD PEACE means, How 2013 KNICKS FANTASY becomes 13 NICK FANS TO SEE, RON ARTEST Becomes WRONG ARTIST, and what a motherfucking WHIRLED piece is, then maybe just maybe...

(Pro-tip: you can’t, this shit is absolutely atrocious)

One that I always felt was a hilarious stretch from myself;

When his FAIR LADY'S BODY'D MOVE it's CERTAIN SHE'S ROCKING THE ROOM, she went on a diet cause she's fucking-fat-extra-lazy but the hamburger-ban-sent-her-crazy without GERMAN ECONOMY BOOMS (Hamburg urban centre crazy)

This ain't an LB battle it's from an actual song, but I'm sure everyone here will agree.

"Cause I've been treated like dirt before ya and love is 'evol', spell it backwards I'll show ya" Eminem's Space Bound.

Like...what the fuck? That's sooo fuckin corny.

you can’t FUCK W/ ME ASSHOLE, so FAG, DON’T TRY TO POST – I’ll catch you while you SATISFY YOUR HOE & let ya lil “Boise” (boy see) y’all get “CREAM’d” when I leave “ERIC CLAPTON’S IDAHO!”/(Eric clapped inside a hoe)

This is the kind of shit that makes me wonder why people thought NawkOut was any good.

After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

TalkSick needs to walk blindfolded in traffic for that.

dead @ "pay attention" as if HE's not the one missing something

UA aka You Wish aka You Bit? (no way)… Against Remark? You couldn’t make “Akon’s Septic Cell/a concept excel” – so how’s this “KONVICT” LOOKING “VIRAL”? When he got “Heat’d” and took “an awkward playoff” a battle that GOT HIM TO THE “FINALS!?!??!?”/(a nawk wordplay off)

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you "scramble up tha letters in phracture an swiftkey?" youll see why we gonna FIGHT THA BITCHES TA DEATH! we discover one guys a "witch" an tha other likes to "rape turkeys" so we drop tha MIC AN GIVE YOU THA F! (witch rape turkeys F = phracture swiftkey).. CLASSICK!

OMG Bruh

This is a bite bro hol up

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https://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2011...ihollered.html

It auto filled in Google when I typed "super calloused" it's all over the internet. He changed like 1 word.

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Pay attention while you read this awful joke I stole.

Can we retroactively ban the dude @RULE

Lol he actually somehow won the battle too Vs GG

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=443965

I don't see the line in that battle.

Gotta wonder what was going through dude’s head when he figured it’d be a good idea to write that.

https://www.letsbeef.com/tournament_...516&section=tb @Shodan’s vote asking about that same thing is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

My bad. Wrong GG battle with TalkSick lol

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=443965

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“ I don't know which one of you wrote this bar, but I have a strong suspicion that it was HVK. Whichever one of you it is, I know exactly what you were thinking when you wrote this bar, because I've been in that same position myself. Believe me, I sympathize. You came up with this concept, probably with the help of some online anagram solving tool, and thought you were an absolute fucking cosmic text battle genius in the league of Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein, after which you just had to satisfy your overwhelming compulsion to turn it into a bar without the slightest thought as to HOW you were going to turn it into a bar or HOW good the resulting bar would be.

If you want to understand just how utterly, abominably atrocious this bar is, try looking at this from the perspective of someone who DIDN'T come up with this concept. Without the expo in parentheses, there is NO WAY that ANYBODY would be likely to figure out what the bar meant right after they read it. I doubt that more than a few people would be able to figure it out at all, even if they sat down and thought about it for a while. On top of that, you didn't even probably set up the phrase you were making an anagram of! "phracture and swiftkey" is not the same as "phracture swiftkey"... if you're going to reach like this, at least give yourself a solid platform to stand on before extending your arm.

Although I expect you to scream at me in IMs over this expo, I feel that this is a very distant fear, due to the very long recovery time associated with Tommy John surgeries.

Congratulations for all the wrong reasons, guys. You might have actually written the single worst bar in the history of LetsBeef.Com, even accounting for deliberately terrible bars. Not even when I adopted the form of Reggin did I think to write anything as inconceivably ungodly as this.”

@Shodan w/ the best breakdown ever lmfao dead af

Hes 100% right about the anagram solver. That shit is soooo bad.

Shodan's the GOAT in this voting business

The fact Shodan can identify with that thought process is way beyond me. I have no idea how that concept was fathomed without some combination of meth, brain damage, and brown liquor.