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Phil Banks 04-29-2014 05:45 AM

werd...... but when I was in the NO my name was ringin an I wasnt dancin on a fucken wall in front of a ford explorer like i made it to the top an shit....

M-Rock 04-29-2014 08:06 AM

Why you dissin homies truck like we're all fortunate enough to have flyin carpets.

Babylon 04-29-2014 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by M-Rock (Post 1020507)
Why you dissin homies truck like we're all fortunate enough to have flyin carpets.

LOL.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 10:40 AM

o that was beast son save that for our battle only 3 ppl have used that carpet shit against me so far #barz

an ofc crysis gna come in here an dick ride lmao

Babylon 04-29-2014 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020519)
o that was beast son save that for our battle only 3 ppl have used that carpet shit against me so far #barz

an ofc crysis gna come in here an dick ride lmao

Nah that just made me laugh more than other shit in this thread, keep doing your thing.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 12:07 PM

ofc it would you been giddy for dude since i battled you.... i even mentioned it... to bad noone rly go in on your lispin ass tho ... so heres the attention u wanted

J u s T C 04-29-2014 12:34 PM

Video was awkward low budget dookie But M-Rocks verse was decent. Fire your choreographer though man.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Just C (Post 1020545)
Video was awkward low budget dookie But M-Rocks verse was decent. Fire your choreographer though man.

lol just let loose bruh come on that shit deserve me then a line an a half

Babylon 04-29-2014 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020538)
ofc it would you been giddy for dude since i battled you.... i even mentioned it... to bad noone rly go in on your lispin ass tho ... so heres the attention u wanted

Bitch how does laughing at something I found funny translate to seeking attention? Are you fucking retarded?

I said a three letters to something dude said & you're catching feelings over it. Would have did the same shit if anybody else said it, it was funny.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Crysis (Post 1020563)
Bitch how does laughing at something I found funny translate to seeking attention? Are you fucking retarded?

I said a three letters to something dude said & you're catching feelings over it. Would have did the same shit if anybody else said it, it was funny.

bitch? this why i hate the fucken internet... some lil faggot who cant even own a cellphone coz he scary gonna call me a bitch? da fuck? u nutless worm try droppin em on someone else like your parents who wont let you listen to rap or fix your fucken terrible speech impediment with modern medicine fucc outta here with that lil boy

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020565)
bitch? this why i hate the fucken internet... some lil faggot who cant even own a cellphone coz he scary gonna call me a bitch? da fuck? u nutless worm try droppin em on someone else like your parents who wont let you listen to rap or fix your fucken terrible speech impediment with modern medicine fucc outta here with that lil boy

You must have some pent up ass anger to get this mad at me saying "LOL".

We're you abused when you were younger little philly? Did daddy touch you where the swimsuit covers? What's the real reasoning behind your anger issues buddy? No judgment here, you can say whatever you want..

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:13 PM

its more like when some sheltered 16 yr old be comin outt the side of his head like he on my level... srsly you cant even talk to your family like that son stfu

FiNAL WoRD 04-29-2014 02:14 PM

Dam Phil going oooff

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by FiNAL WoRD (Post 1020572)
Dam Phil going oooff

nah bruh its like that other shit... how cruel of a world is it when a dude like me gettin called a bitch by a dude like this? Son call ya moms a bitch for robbin you off your teenage yrs... They prolly buy your clothes from k mart n dress u an u callin me a bitch......

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020569)
its more like when some sheltered 16 yr old be comin outt the side of his head like he on my level... srsly you cant even talk to your family like that son stfu

Since we're playing the psychology card what's the deal with you hiding your face? You're going to belittle me when you're so insecure you can't show your face to strangers on the internet, get the fuck out of here bitch.

Oh, and I called you a bitch because you're a fucking bitch. You don't have to be a chef to tell if food is bad, just like I don't have to be "on your level" to see that you're a bitch, you little bitch.

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020573)
nah bruh its like that other shit... how cruel of a world is it when a dude like me gettin called a bitch by a dude like this? Son call ya moms a bitch for robbin you off your teenage yrs... They prolly buy your clothes from k mart n dress u an u callin me a bitch......

What's up with you catching feelings over the word bitch? Did daddy call you a bitch when you were younger?

You're a bitch, accept the shit.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:18 PM

lol ya bruh get all the curse words out online.... God only sends you to hell for sayin em out loud

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020577)
lol ya bruh get all the curse words out online.... God only sends you to hell for sayin em out loud

Plot twist: God isn't real.


Stay mad pussy :fyou:

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:19 PM

o and my face is on the net an ive cammed up like 50x on tiny chat.... @stricc @Fiji Osa @Godbody all the spotted me.... most gangsta arab walkin since salahadin

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:20 PM

lol can you tell your parents god isnt real? or is that like 10 hours in the closet? Son you like the male carrie an shit



Babylon 04-29-2014 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020580)
lol can you tell your parents god isnt real? or is that like 10 hours in the closet? Son you like the male carrie an shit

Where'd you get this random strict parent delusion from? Phill the type to make random shit up to try & have his jokes hit...

Son your joke punchlines are as forced as your bar punchlines.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:23 PM

all my shit is forced an wack an ive still beaten you.... go figure

FiNAL WoRD 04-29-2014 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Crysis (Post 1020581)
Where'd you get this random strict parent delusion from? Phill the type to make random shit up to try & have his jokes hit...

Son your joke punchlines are as forced as your bar punchlines.

Didn't you just pm me for advice like a week ago? forced? cmon shun don't reach

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020582)
all my shit is forced an wack an ive still beaten you.... go figure

Lol nice way of completely avoiding the fact I said you're making shit up to diss me, you bitch.

And now you're putting words in my mouth, it's funny that I can make you this mad lmao.

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Originally Posted by FiNAL WoRD (Post 1020583)
Didn't you just pm me for advice like a week ago? forced? cmon shun don't reach

And then I never hit you up again after checking you out more, just like @Dave said the way you LOD cats stay on each others dick in the forums is straight sad. Fighting each others battles like bitches.

Notify me if the AC's ever get like this so I can immediately leave please.

FiNAL WoRD 04-29-2014 02:27 PM

im just sayin dont call shit forced

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:28 PM

lol how can you even force a punchline? this kid is so fucken clueless about what it is he tryin to do hahaha... son do you mean forced multi? forced wordplay? coz forcing a punchline doesnt work.... im picturing your sayin force right now with force.... wettin up da screen

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:29 PM

son dont really know the street slang he tryin to talk ya dig so its he gettin the words wrong... did u mean I was reachin crysis? urbandictionary usin ass

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FiNAL WoRD (Post 1020588)
im just sayin dont call shit forced

He's making random ass shit up to have his jokes seem funny, how isn't that forced?
He "forced" that carrie joke in by making the entire basis of it up, and I'm the one who shouldn't call shit forced?

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020589)
lol how can you even force a punchline? this kid is so fucken clueless about what it is he tryin to do hahaha... son do you mean forced multi? forced wordplay? coz forcing a punchline doesnt work.... im picturing your sayin force right now with force.... wettin up da screen

I honestly can't tell if you're just really fucking stupid or trying to troll me after realizing that's what I'm doing to you. Either way, you're really fucking stupid..

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020592)
son dont really know the street slang he tryin to talk ya dig so its he gettin the words wrong... did u mean I was reachin crysis? urbandictionary usin ass

Someone please point out if I ever use "ya dig" in a sentence seriously so I can immediately commit suicide.

Thanks.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:34 PM

lol @ im forcing jokes this kid has no idea how to use that word in a slang context.. forced jokes though... man u killin me plz stop i cant take much more haha

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:36 PM

ya im lyin that u told dudes here your fam extra christian an you cant have a phone an shit... you lyin faggot u cant even remember what u be tellin ppl... get your lies straight then memorize em better son so sheltered he cant even lie right tho

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020595)
lol @ im forcing jokes this kid has no idea how to use that word in a slang context.. forced jokes though... man u killin me plz stop i cant take much more haha

So is your entire gimmick just:

Step 1: get overtly angry at three letter words
Step 2: get crew members to help fight your online rap battle forum arguments
Step 3: Ignore any real point from the other person and just respond to hyperbole
Step 4: Make random shit up to try and seem funnier

We still haven't gotten to the root of your anger issues banks, like I said, did daddy touch you where the swimsuit covers?

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:40 PM

crysis do u have a cell phone?

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020596)
ya im lyin that u told dudes here your fam extra christian an you cant have a phone an shit... you lyin faggot u cant even remember what u be tellin ppl... get your lies straight then memorize em better son so sheltered he cant even lie right tho

Yes, you are lying & it's making me laugh that I've made you mad to the point you've actually resorted to making up more lies to cover the first few.

My family is loosely Christian, what I exactly said was I relate to @The Lock because I cannot record as often. It had nothing to do with his Christian background. I can have a cell phone. I'm not sheltered in the slightest.

Enough about me philly, let's talk about that anger..

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:41 PM

do you have a cellphone? answer whenever

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020600)
do you have a cellphone? answer whenever

Yes, I could provide the serial number to it as well if you'd like. Why would it be uncommon for me not to have a cell phone?

Also why do you always just blow shit off when you realize you're getting bodied? You'll just disregard entire posts as if "do u have a cellphone" is an important question or some shit, you're pathetic Phil.

Funny how I'm 16 and you're the one who needs to grow up, isn't it?

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:50 PM

ill dig up the post where u used the no phone excuse so u wouldnt have to cam battle you pussy... my MO on here isnt makin shit up its exposin cowards an liars like u....u not even worth it this an m-rock clown session.. fix your lies lame.

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:52 PM

an lol @ gettin bodied... son dont even entertain that thought... you couldnt body a dude look like me your slang attempts though are dope keep those comin

Babylon 04-29-2014 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Banks (Post 1020607)
ill dig up the post where u used the no phone excuse so u wouldnt have to cam battle you pussy... my MO on here isnt makin shit up its exposin cowards an liars like u....u not even worth it this an m-rock clown session.. fix your lies lame.

> three pages of you randomly dissing me for saying three letters
> "u not even worth it this is an m-rock clown session"

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:56 PM

* u not worth moar

Phil Banks 04-29-2014 02:58 PM

if anyone read this they'll see how u a sheltered christian in denial who tell different shit 2 different ppl coz u aint tell me shit ever i dont fuck with u.... but all the shit im sayin came from u...

Hubert Cumberdale 04-29-2014 02:58 PM

Lmao at "dinosaur egg head" being considered a "clown session".


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