@Rain-Matrix , Handcuffed and taken to hospital with cuffs grinding in back cuz they strapped me down due to being on to many of them gumbas and drank….

Straight trippin. Almost pulled a 250 + lbs bookcase ontop of myself….. oh, drugs.

But, no charges…. just like for every other non-violent crime I commit… I just don't get caught.

XD I stick away from violence though, not cuz Im afraid… Ive been punched in the face unsurprisingly more than once, but I don't want to get shot…. one of those self-preservation instincts.

Lots of guns and murders = I'm not going there at night… pretty simple to be street smart.

Oh, Baltimore.

-FREAK-

what?

Signup on Lb..

Been caught for numerous things.. Drug possession, Drunk & Disorderly, Trespassing (how the fuck you can get arrested and charged for that shit is unbelievable.. Although it was more of a Breaking & Entering), Noise Pollution.. And "fighting" with police AKA Resisting Arrest; They said I was "fighting" with them, although no punches were thrown, I was just being a drunken idiot and refused to get handcuffed so alot of grappling and struggling happened... I spent the next 3 days in a Cell with the worst hangover ever coz I got arrested on the Friday night and had to wait till Monday night to get interviewed, mugshot etc.

Nothing to be proud of at all; Just sometimes I look back and think "Ha.. Back in the good days"

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Oh by the way I got away with all of the above ^

Gift of the gab - I can talk my way out of almost any situation :D

To the idiot on page 4 .... your not snitching on yourself after your already caught

U don't sit in jail for days before they take pics n prints..... at most they throw u in the holding cell/drunk tank till u sober then u get booked... I know all to well...smh

^ bitch tendencies put you in bitch situations

^ sounds like experience on ur part faggot. Shit happens when ur NOT a bitch...when ya balls drop ur moms will sit u down n tell u about it!

Obviously you never been arrested in Manchester at 3am on a Friday night/Saturday morning.. trust me if you push them too far they'll keep you locked till Monday morninig/night. I ain't gonna lie about a couple days

Naw never been arrested in Manchester lol... didnt know u from UK.... don't know how they do. Here they get u booked n in population quick... they make u wait over a weekend for bond court tho

Breaking An Entrying, Burgarly, Grand theft auto, assault, drug possession & distribution, possession of an unregistered gun, defacing public property, destroying property, operating a vehicle under the influence, possession of drugs in a school zone...


Shiiit, if only i got caught aha

^^^ I didn't know we were talking about all the ones we didn't get caught for… that changes my story completely… XD.

Stole a snickers and some pokemon cards when I was in the sixth grade.
Thuglife.

Stole a shit ton of pogs from my local AM/PM. #PogLife #SlamOnSight

my record is squeaky clean... i would list what i did/still do that i shoulda BEEN got caught for... but id rather not put that kinda business out there...

if you get caught though... you just got caught slippin... being negligent... two things i rarely get caught doing when it comes to my freedom... a nigguh got dreams ya know...

@-MaCc Tha Martian- Your out there Thuggin, Drinkin & Druggin, trying to get the Large picture but still a Lost nigga, come tell us your story bro.

every body act like if u been popped u slippin.... shit happens..... worst charge I ever caught I was ridin wit sum of my boys headed out to party n ran up on a road block.... sum times its wrong place wrong time ya dig?

True @Pockets Poppin ive had A LOT of close calls... i got stopped by a superman road block a couple weeks ago... they had dogs and everything... and i had weed in my pocket... but i don't think i had enough for the dog to pick it up...

only bitches get caught

yo obviously u sum suckin ya mommas tit youngin..... this ain't bout juvy or callin ya mom to pick ya up so fuk off..... now if we was talking bout sum lil jerry Sandusky ass raped lil boys then we'll ask for ya input... k!!!!

pockets, do you have parent issues?

lol.... Naw Im not trying to be dat guy... just saying shit happens.... no one wants to get hemmed up.... other dude said only bitches get caught??? that's millions of bitches locked up n this country then.... I've been arrested 6 times, my brothers in edgefield for another 2 years.... shit hit close to home so I threw my opinion out there n sum lame had dumb shit to say.... I'm not the type to flex over a computer screen mane!

you guys drive slow ass cars shouldnt be horsing around faggots

Is this where I come to brag about all of the times I was caught breaking the law? I'd really like to know because every time I brag about my criminal record to the people around me, they all look at me as though I'm a pathetic idiot. It would be nice to get some kudos for making mistakes that ended up on paper for several years, since I really feel like those mistakes should actually be viewed as accomplishments. If this is the place, let me know.

a real nigga woulda found a way..and six times? bitches get caught, but only fools keep doing it

Grand Larceny was my biggest charge. I beat that though, my lawyer got me off with Community Service cuz we returned the merchandise. Niggas were breaking into cars & shit. Teenage boredom is a dangerous thing, Lol

I also got a marijuana possession charge, a disturbing the peace charge, an open container charge in Jersey (I never paid the ticket either, I think I got an outstanding warrant, LoL) I got bagged for jumping a subway turn style on my bday too. Went in Saturday morning at 2am & didn't see the judge til 10am Monday morning. Worst Bday weekend ever, smfh... I think that's it

"I catch bodies on a whim,ask about me"

Underage Drinking, Document forgery, Hacking School's Database, Beating up security guard and various traffic charges (Drink and drive, Driving without License, Driving on wrong side, Noise Pollution i.e Unnecessary Blowing Horn, Breaking rules i.e. not stopping on red light etc lol ) Hence, I am not allowed to apply for a driving license for next 5 years.

I wish I was a mod so I could edit that entire passage to "Being a bullshitter"

But instead let me just clown your offenses.

Underage Drinking: Sneaking into a party you weren't invited to
Document forgery: Faking a hall pass to take a shit whenever you want (#G shit)
Hacking School's Database: Using command prompt to ping the school's IP (Nigga you aint hack shit)
Beating up a- HAHAHAHAHAH WAIT WHAT? LOL NO I'M DYING.. NAH I CAN'T EVEN CONTINUE NOW FUCK YOU FOR THAT ONE. HAHAHHAHAHA. IMPLYING YOUR 4 FOOT 5 ASS COULD BEAT UP A SECURITY GUARD. WHAT ARE YOU 14? HAHAHHAHHA. IMPLYING YOUR AHMED FROM JEFF DUNHAM ASS COULD BEAT UP A GROWN MAN. IMPLYING YOUR KUMAR FROM HAROLD & KUMAR WITH MUCH LESS SWAG ASS COULD ACTUALLY SCRAP WITH A GROWN DUDE. YOU'D WALK UP TO HIM LIKE "AIGHT NIGGA THROW HANDS" THEN MID WAY THROUGH THE FIGHT YOU'D FORGE PICTURES LIKE YOU WERE COMMITTING SUICIDE THEN COME BACK 2 MONTHS LATER LIKE "SORRY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN, WHERE DIS FIGHT AT DOE, BITCH NIGGA?"

Lol at Vegeta, a 16 year old that goes to chess tournaments, making himself a fake rap sheet.

Yeah lmao, seems like the compulsive liar type so it's hella obvious now that the suicide shit + the story that came with it is probably fake also.

Smh...........

Dont tell me your height son I am 6 feet 1 and I am 16 you fucking faggot and I never faked my death it was rohan who posted those pictures. I never messaged anyone about my death nor did I tell him to post those screenshots.

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Yes I am 16 and I play chess nationals. Whats the connection of it with my criminal record tho?

I am 19? may be thats the reason I am in under 17 national team isnt it? lol

it WAS easy for the cops to find my phone and other belongings. I got my phone back in less than 5 days.

Good. Hope the video is on soon.

Where does it read that it is Me bro?

Waiting for illokwent now :)

Vegito is such a bitch lmfao..

Okay, heres the fucking translation -
OhhMy ItsRohan -
Tu kyu bola ese
(Why'd you say like this)
Anand -
ame take koi meko chidaye nahi
(So that nobody bothers me)
ki mai 19 hoke weak hu aur tu
(That im 19 and Im weak and)
16 hoke dope hai
(That you are dope)
isliye 15 bol dia so mere paas 1 year bachta hai
(So I said I'm 15 so that I have 1 year more)