No, but then again, I'm not that awful at sex that my girlfriend would have to leave me and get hers elsewhere.

Tbh, not to brag myself up, but i make bitches squirt puddles on me, and aint no one gotta believe me, im jus sayin that to show that bitches jus like to fuck around, whether theyre gettin good dick, good cash flow, whatever, its in their genes to be sluts lol, oooorrrr, maybe i jus get the sluts, who knows?

Tbh, HOW do you fuck badly?

Down two fifths real quick lol

Haha, I mean normally. How do people not satisfy a chick? Say you're premature or have a micro penis (LOVE that phrase!).....just lick the bitch out.....job done.

some dudes jus aint built for pussy lol

Best bet is to just move on to the next one...If by some chance you still want to be with her, or you now wish she was dead, that would be your wisest choice....unless you actually do snap off...DON'T DO IT!!

Words to live by!

Lmao

Or take methadone

Or sniff oxys

:high:

Or dont take drugs and live longer.