flowers yo

she would get hella suspicious if i just brought back some flowers haha but i will have to sweet talk her into this :P

You cover the flowers in cloraphome, duuuh. (Fuck grammar nazis!)

Tried it ... it's Shit

Someone should make a thread titled "Sex 101"
So y'all can get these v-card holding kids some vagina.
At least tell them how to get a girl to do anal.

Just ask her. If she says no then don't bring it up anymore. Next time you gettin it in. Ask her. I bet she says yes. That's what I did. Get anal lube too, no raw doggin that shit (no pun intended)

Made me very uncomfortable to have my place somewhere, where fecal matter manifests itself.

It doesn't get shitty if that's what you think.

The only time that your dick will get anything on it is when you fuck a bitch while she's on her period. Then there will be a red ring around your dick just where it stopped going in.


Shits nasty man fuuuuuuuuck that hahaha

check the sig

lol...now that was funny.

StepTo, you don't get shit on your dick? Maybe not in porn...