I'm still not sure if that is troll logic or not tbh.

I didn't learn that they rhyme until recently.

I get the reference.

That's good. I'm just still in shock that I never knew, @Aggo

You should be in shock, @Rant. They rhyme.

Anyway, back to the topic of this thread: are we supposed to discuss the absolute worst wordplay ever, or just the worst wordplay used by someone widely considered "good," at least at the time they used it?

If the former, you'll see missiles / Yoshimitsu is the worst I can think of. If the latter, then there are several front-runners, some favorites being: hyper ball lickin time, Nick a raw wha, You: your cell phones, and Onesie Robe Itch... but my personal #1 is Audited Hurt -> IRS Sent you links.

Do they rhyme? You decide.

Yes. It's barely even a slant rhyme.

They absolutely don't. I want you to get on mic and record yourself saying them both back to back. There is no conceivable way those rhyme. Even DaDDiO wouldn't make that shit fly.

Hyper ball licking time? Lmao...Who's responsible for that stroke of genius?

I'm sure you could predict who.