The guilt becomes too much to bear and you kill yourself to silence the voices.

I wish I could be a genie with free will.

You're a genie, bound to grant wishes to a convict named Will who broke free of prison.

I wish to live in peace.

If he's a convict, how is he "free"?

You're forced to live in North Carolina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Peace_University

I wish I could teleport but only to places I've been before.

You can teleport, but only two places youve been before. Youre mother's womb, and where you were .00000001 seconds ago

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I wish I won a lottery jackpot

You win the jackpot of a local fundraising lottery. 50 dollars.

I wish to have a very nice and attractive girlfriend.

You're girlfriend is a human, and not an animated pony.

I wish your dad's nipples were fourteen inches long

Humans aren't attractive so you didn't fulfill my wish.

Your wish is granted, but he comes to fuck you with them.

I wish for 1 million dollars.

you receive this 1 million dollars , that was taken from a renowned gang who then killed all your loved ones as they search, and continue to, for you.

I wish to never get pimples

You never get pimples, because you never hit puberty.

I wish that nobody will misinterpret this wish.

Your wish was misinterpreted and you became a nobody.

I wish for nothing.