I still think like this now tbh..

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I use to think the clothes i threw in the laundry basket magically reappeared clean in my room lol

Whenever someone said 'Thing' my 1st image in my head would be a turd

I thought everything on tv was live to.. I also thought it was real..

I used to think that way about music players. I once told my mother to turn off the stereo cuz the singer was probably getting tired.

Ya I used to think all movies and tv were real. Also used to call the wind chill the wind shield when I was young. Is it ever cold w/ the wind shield huh?

Me posting an open 64 intended for @Jason and expecting him to reply to it.

Massive necro, I know, but I do have a couple things to add to this one:

Whenever I heard someone talk about "pay-per-view," I thought they were saying "paper view," and I wondered what it was.

Whenever I saw a news report about "an unnamed person," I wondered why the parents never gave their child a name.

I always thought the vagina unfurled out like an anteaters nose onto which the dick was placed upon during sex.

I thought sting rays could fly out of the ocean an fly into the sky like a bird if they wanted.

as a kid my cousin use to say fire fuck instead of fire truck.. so everytime the shit would drive buy he'd be like "fire fuck fire fuck"