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Godbody 05-06-2012 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike-G (Post 793470)
I'm actually on your momma's $400 Ikea sofa right now and I don't need no summons son. "The God"? You've been listening to too much AZ fam. You think you a 5-percenter?

What does calling myself a God have anything to do with AZ or 5-percenters? I transcended the game of life, B.

My momma doesnt shop Ikea. We some Godly niggas out here, even momma dukes gave birth to a God so in some way she's a Goddess nah'mean....

But I give ya momma dukes the godly dick. Shits so long that if I stick it in her ass she'll start coughing due to the tip of my penis scraping her throat

Just C 05-06-2012 11:43 PM

damn mike g goin in, b.

Godbody 05-06-2012 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike-G (Post 793563)
It shows you're delusional as fuck. Transcending life? Bitch you can barely transcend your own ego. You're in the forums advertising the length of your dick faggot ass motherfucker. You usually come with better rebuttals. 2 of your 4 audio losses came from your last 3 battles, and you're falling off on rebuttals too? Smh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...O1N1qzocfz.gif

Just C 05-06-2012 11:51 PM

nah, b. he's statin trooth.

Godbody 05-06-2012 11:55 PM

Now to address Mike-G:

Oh and you think I give a fuck about my last few audio losses? One was undeserved and I performed wack in another...Shit happens G...You cocksuckin molly whopper. To me you're just a picture of a hand holding a gun. You dick-riding, rim-jobbing Eminem masturbatin , fantasy text battle king, internet aspirations bitch... Drop an audio battle you bum ass nigga.

I'd probably knock you unconscious if I pulled my dick out and waved it in your direction. Watch it sonny.. :pimp:

And I fuck more bitches than you've managed to stalk on FaceBook

Krhyme Killz 05-07-2012 12:08 AM

damn pULSe tellin us niggas about his dick again?

Godbody 05-07-2012 12:27 AM

I edited the gif post because I was going to include the other rant but I saw Just-C posted so I just posted it as a fresh one

No need to get all excited B. You're just some faggot ass 300 pound computer nerd or anorexic 120 pound nigga... Fuck outta here before I arrive to your house and throw you out the fuckin window son.

I look better than you, I fuck more bitches, smoke more weed, spend more money...I'm just a fuckin God. I'm your mommas fantasy-fuck, I'm ya fathers idol.

I eat lil niggas like you for breakfast. We can shoot the hands too, B. You'll be on your ass quicker than you are to ride my dick faggot

IV 05-07-2012 07:20 AM

Mike G 1 - 0 Pulse

Anonymous Poet 05-07-2012 08:24 AM

god damn this thread is nice

Godbody 05-07-2012 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike-G (Post 793576)
No, you eat kid's cereal for breakfast. Don't front. "I edited the gif post because"...SHUT THE FUCK UP! You edited the gif post cause you're a lame who would give his mother's left tit to impress the Letsbeef audience and have them look up to him. If we shoot hands you gon knock me out? Lol! Now you just sound retarded cause we both know we'll never meet face to face. Look at you son...you're threatening physical harm over a forum beef on letsbeef.com LMAO! You're retarded B! You're going to arrive at my house? Where do I live? Talking about you look better than me and fuck more bitches...you are uglier than a monkey's scrotum...you live with your mom dukes, have internet friends and are probably bi-curious you corny thinks Lil B is hot, only ever had 2 girlfriends, wish he was a black 5-percenter, tinychat is my claim to fame audio legend fantasy delusional motherfucker.

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---------- Post added at 01:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:25 PM ----------

Why should this even continue? If we had a panel of bitches judge us on appearance, I would blow you out of the water. My aura shines through my skin. I'm sexy as fuck, all the bitches want me.

I've had well over 8 girlfriends, probably 2-3 serious relationships, and I've fucked nearly 30 girls. That's probably more girls than you've ever spoken to in your life son. You have 0 swag, you probably wear Old Navy & GAP. & You can't spit game to any bitches

You also just acknowledged the fact that you have no hands by playing the "we'll never meet face to face" card. Fuckin nerd ass faggot..lol @ me having internet friends. You're the nigga tryna be all "buddy buddy" with everyone. I have no 'virtual' friends. Cornball..

Remove yourself from my presence. I rape little niggas like you...

You're ugly
Have no life
I look better than you
I rock more expensive clothes than you
I've traveled the globe, you haven't
I've fucked more bitches, more exotic bitches, etc
I make more money than you
I party more than you
I have a bigger fanbase/following than you




My aura permeates through my shiny skin and enchants the females as they walk by me...Your greasy face and disgusting appearance couldn't pull a 300 pound femcee vampire lover with obese cheeks, if such a thing existed.

Waddup Verity.


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