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Text Scheme Championship #8
Length: 16 Lines

Shodan (89%) Won

One Bar Champion

Ranked #-- This Month (#280 All Time)

None

Reppin: NASA Shuttle Facility, Florida, United States

Aggo (11%) Lost

One Bar Champion
Tag Team Champion

Ranked #-- This Month (#492 All Time)

Crew: Turnbull AC's

Reppin: Rochester, New York, United States

Shodan

<div>Every Aggo punch is the same: Weak rhyming followed by a dull joke that turns the BAR TO HORROR, I’m thinking of Chinese military drills: because nowhere else would “Humorless Lines with Slants be ALL IN ORDER!!!”  [Encore??]  I said… nobody's "Gone Crazy because of Repetitive-Drops" since Chinese WATER TORTURE!! / You think you can “ink up a dime?” Then expect to be "DRAWN AND QUARTERED," want to fight me one-on-one? Step into the enclosure, in any of ALL THE CORNERS, then “Guards’ll haul this Kid out of the Cage” like ICE-reform ON THE BORDER!!! I'll end your attempt to fuck with me, you'll go insane then my revenge is to SLAUGHTER YOUR VERSE you'll get "Pay-Back after the Shutdown made you Lose it" like Trump's budget did to a LOT OF WORKERS!!! He’ll duck because he’s getting worse, “Bouncing so Quickly” he’ll need a SHOCK ABSORBER, “from the jump, every step’s a descent with impact” like he’s JOGGING FORWARD!! His obituary will say, “Aggo collected more metal than a COPPER HOARDER,” so the ammo count? “When it’s in the news it isn’t conservative” fuck a FOX REPORTER!!! His crew’s a bunch of cheese addicts, dairy products’ve turned them into HOGS & PORKERS, “they’ll never win the battle of resisting Kurds” like I-RAQI SOLDIERS!!!  / <strong>Venom of the Red Lotus</strong><strong>.</strong></div>

Aggo

<div>Look at this smug bitch. Thinks he sits aTOP THE ORDER but ya shit is 'taxing and got the card bored' like he does business as a BOX IMPORTER, now you gotta manage ta dodge 'n L, eh? Then We should call you TOM LASORDA! Ran ya fag mouth. Think you wont pay for that, fruit? Something like you ROBBED AN ORCHARD, cuz I keep more shells on me than you're average PASTA HOARDER and you wouldnt couldnt mutter an offensive curse if you became a Harry POTTER AURER! You act like a GC but you being in the conversation with the boys in blue? Yeah, maybe as a COP INFORMER cuz ya bombs dont go over well, it's almost like you LOBBED A MORTAR and you're clique is pussy. Everyone ya know's stay runnin like you transmitted a SNOT DISORDER! Imma leave ya spirit dark. Think along the lines of BOCKS AND PORTERS cuz you'll get folded up and put away like SOCKS IN DRAWERS got WASHED AND SORTED, and I'll be responsible for this, bitch. Shodans my fucking FOSTER DAUGHTER!You should probably turn back, like the clock once daylights GOTTEN SHORTER. The way this faggots whole productions executed? It's like he SHOCKED AND TORTURED ROCKY HORROR and If you feelin tight, ya nuts and I'm not talkin bout a JOCK SUPPOERTER!</div>

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Seul <LoD> Hall Of Famer 2x Grand Champion LBA Legend Scheme Champion Tag Team Champion	Text Scheme Championship #8 Your Scheme: Dropped A Quarter. Post the scheme so everyone can see. Deadline to post is March 16th, 11:59PM EST. Goodluck! Posted on: 2019-03-14 00:43:16
Student LB Historian	GLOATS!!! Posted on: 2019-03-14 16:34:59
Shodan One Bar Champion	Scheme: DROPPED A QUARTER Posted on: 2019-03-14 22:08:49
KG The Prince	Nice scheme Venom of the Red Lotus Posted on: 2019-03-15 20:37:30
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	Requesting a 24 hour extention as I didnt realize today was the st. Paddys day and I will be getting drunk early and busy late. Posted on: 2019-03-16 08:48:24
Shodan One Bar Champion	I'll give Aggo the 24-hour extension, on the sole condition that I am granted the same extension (even though I don't have an excuse, which is worse than just having a bad excuse like Aggo does). Posted on: 2019-03-16 18:06:43
Shodan One Bar Champion	Expo: I don't think I said anything particularly obscure in this verse. If you don't get the respective punches, then Google: Chinese Water Torture Immigrations and Customs Enforcement cages Federal government shutdown paychecks #FreeKurdistan (also, cheese can be made from curds) Posted on: 2019-03-17 23:58:38
OGxCERBERUZ <KAB>	Will be back to vote on this read it once but this will take a few reads to decide. Good luck to both emcees Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-18 00:19:03
Kiwi Peewee Autumn Champion Rookie Champion	Both verses were very solid but also very similar in so many ways. Both had the same approach to taking the scheme in a variety of ways; both had punches in a very similar vein and both set them up similarly. I felt my winner was simply able to do this to a higher standard because their lines strung together more effectively and built into longer, more cohesive combinations whereas my loser's verse seemed to be more of a collection of different punches. All in all close battle but clear after one long read through. Good luck to both in the tourney! Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-18 00:40:28
DenormousDD	Aggo 8 Posted on: 2019-03-18 10:01:48
Rai <KILLERS.> LBT Legend Tag Team Champion	Really liked sho's complexity of vocab and turn of phrases. However i feel he came up short in the punch dept in areas. Didn't have much sting, if you will. This is an example. " “they’ll never win the battle of resisting Kurds” like I-RAQI SOLDIERS!!! /" ...while it is a hit, it Didn't have any ooomph to it. Aggo- funny stuff as usual. Felt you took the scheme down a different path. Opener was a nice way to start. Stayed pretty consistant, but hit a dry spot half way though. Came back and closed nicly. All in all i have sho taking this with more creatively written concepts, and being more consistent with keeping the pace up. Fair is in. Damn good battle yall. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-18 10:59:11
JayDiamondScarFace	The first verse Shodan "s verse was a lil butts good battle Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-18 14:29:20
OGxCERBERUZ <KAB>	Ok fellas read a few times this shit was hard to pick tbh. I'm giving it to the one I thought was a bit more creative with a little bit better punches. Fair is tossed good battle Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-18 18:56:13
Edgeworth <LoD> Scheme Champion Concept Champion Rookie Champion One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	Got nadohS taking this one. I actually felt that Aggo was a bit more entertaining, but his verse lacked a bit of the flash and wow factor that Shodan had in terms of punches. Scheming wise both were about even. However, Shodan had 1 rhyme that almost had me give it to Aggo because it was that bad. SLAUGHTER YOUR VERSE / DROPPED A QUARTER do not sound even remotely the same when read aloud. The cadence and stressing of syllables is worlds apart in the 2 cases. But, ultimately, the one gaffe wasn't enough for me to award it to Aggo as I felt Shodan was just punching harder and more consistently, though I did enjoy Aggo's style. 7-7, Sho. Good battle. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-18 22:09:18
Phe <AC's>	Pretty good battle.. I thought my choice edged this with better execution.. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-19 01:16:38
Edgeworth <LoD> Scheme Champion Concept Champion Rookie Champion One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	Deleted vote by Rai, as he stated he wanted to vote for Shodan (and I PMd him to confirm), but he had accidentally clicked Aggo. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-19 21:46:57
Rai <KILLERS.> LBT Legend Tag Team Champion	Fv Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2019-03-20 09:08:29