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'Eye Browsed' her verses & she CAME UP TO LOSE THIS 1 punch'll ''Cosmetics: to arrive'' [Cause medics] without the MAKE UP SHE USES so the winner? ''Its me, not you'' .like BREAK UP EXCUSES!!/[?]

i remember this being one of the lotr
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'Eye Browsed' her verses & she CAME UP TO LOSE THIS 1 punch'll ''Cosmetics: to arrive'' [Cause medics] without the MAKE UP SHE USES so the winner? ''Its me, not you'' .like BREAK UP EXCUSES!!/[?]

i remember this being one of the lotr
 
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Pretty cool..This is one of mine

Blade on the original pokedex both can do 'buck 50's' but the KNIFE IS HITTIN SO DEEP or tell ya fam the RHYMES CAN FINISH THOSE GEEKS cause if I go ta 'send a bar,I lend' it'll have them 'on the edge' LIKE DA MISsINGNO CHEAT!

If ur familiar with pokemon red and blue u'll get that
yo .. it's good to know I'm not the only one who fucked up my whole game trying to get Missingno (unsure of the spelling) right above the Power Plant where you can catch Zapdos.

but to answer your thread, just view my cyphers. I honestly believe some of my best work came through the cyphers ... I'll have to go through a bunch of text archives to find some of my best battle bars ..
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Pretty cool..This is one of mine

Blade on the original pokedex both can do 'buck 50's' but the KNIFE IS HITTIN SO DEEP or tell ya fam the RHYMES CAN FINISH THOSE GEEKS cause if I go ta 'send a bar,I lend' it'll have them 'on the edge' LIKE DA MISsINGNO CHEAT!

If ur familiar with pokemon red and blue u'll get that
yo .. it's good to know I'm not the only one who fucked up my whole game trying to get Missingno (unsure of the spelling) right above the Power Plant where you can catch Zapdos.

but to answer your thread, just view my cyphers. I honestly believe some of my best work came through the cyphers ... I'll have to go through a bunch of text archives to find some of my best battle bars ..
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yo .. it's good to know I'm not the only one who fucked up my whole game trying to get Missingno (unsure of the spelling) right above the Power Plant where you can catch Zapdos.

but to answer your thread, just view my cyphers. I honestly believe some of my best work came through the cyphers ... I'll have to go through a bunch of text archives to find some of my best battle bars ..
Nah it was cinnabar island where u face blaine....if u swim on the edge of his gym in the water u will get to find it..but to activate the cheat u had to fly to viridian city and talk to the pokemon trainer that teaches u how to catch pokemon..then u had have to fly to cinnabar island and swim on the edge of blaines gym until u find missingno
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yo .. it's good to know I'm not the only one who fucked up my whole game trying to get Missingno (unsure of the spelling) right above the Power Plant where you can catch Zapdos.

but to answer your thread, just view my cyphers. I honestly believe some of my best work came through the cyphers ... I'll have to go through a bunch of text archives to find some of my best battle bars ..
Nah it was cinnabar island where u face blaine....if u swim on the edge of his gym in the water u will get to find it..but to activate the cheat u had to fly to viridian city and talk to the pokemon trainer that teaches u how to catch pokemon..then u had have to fly to cinnabar island and swim on the edge of blaines gym until u find missingno
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Nah it was cinnabar island where u face blaine....if u swim on the edge of his gym in the water u will get to find it..but to activate the cheat u had to fly to viridian city and talk to the pokemon trainer that teaches u how to catch pokemon..then u had have to fly to cinnabar island and swim on the edge of blaines gym until u find missingno
then the cheat is either Missin or Mew ... whoever it was .. once caught, your game data was chattered .. well mine anyways ... ha ha ..

this feet-bopper speaks-proper, who you HARMING DUKE? if the 'price is on bullets', can you afford the COST TO SHOOT? son you've “lost your luck” cos the order is “Cost then Fuck” like PROSTITUTES!

the personal was too sweet "not" to share .
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Nah it was cinnabar island where u face blaine....if u swim on the edge of his gym in the water u will get to find it..but to activate the cheat u had to fly to viridian city and talk to the pokemon trainer that teaches u how to catch pokemon..then u had have to fly to cinnabar island and swim on the edge of blaines gym until u find missingno
then the cheat is either Missin or Mew ... whoever it was .. once caught, your game data was chattered .. well mine anyways ... ha ha ..

this feet-bopper speaks-proper, who you HARMING DUKE? if the 'price is on bullets', can you afford the COST TO SHOOT? son you've “lost your luck” cos the order is “Cost then Fuck” like PROSTITUTES!

the personal was too sweet "not" to share .
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Flows so cold loaded fourty fours blow though no one knows whose rolling low stoned holding chrome zoning alone owning homies police don't hold og's who swallow 40 OZ's of OE towing auto's illegal desert eagles on fire like diesel or gasoline.
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You wanna fight me, you better be Ali. Go ahead float like a butterfly sting like a bee. Shit don’t scare me I ain’t got that allergy
A bee stings you then that bee is dead, just like when I have your bitch get me hard shove my dick through your head

That was like the first couple bars I ever came up with
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You wanna fight me, you better be Ali. Go ahead float like a butterfly sting like a bee. Shit don’t scare me I ain’t got that allergy
A bee stings you then that bee is dead, just like when I have your bitch get me hard shove my dick through your head

That was like the first couple bars I ever came up with
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For Rule: It 'comes off painfully hair raising' to see the STANS FAV'RITE SLAYED but now 'them old cuts, leave em exposed'..I'm 'rippin BANDAIDS AWAY'! He's 'Old, English', his CATCHPHRASE IS GAY He 'keeps it Classick like Shakespeare'..that's DAMN SAFE TO SAY cuz this 'MAN'S GREATEST PLAYS? They dont TRANSLATE TODAY'!

Vs Orc: Fuck a GLOCK THAT BLAMS, This calls for something bigger, I won't POP THAT CAN cuz I've got 'twin rocket launchers' he don't stand a GOD DAMN CHANCE when 'I'm pointing over both shoulders'...ROB..VAN..DAM!

For Row: Let's Go...it's story time...listen..Topical Final '15, He refused to lose desPITE THE VOTERS INSISTANCE so he'd 'try medalling in the routine' without the 'TITLE HOPES OF A GYMNAST', needing friendly voters with Exclusives so he'd BUY HIS HOMIES ADMITTENCE and 'use that gas to get ahead' like the 'NITRO FOAMING A GUINNESS'!! Fast Forward a few months, Pugz miniMIZED THE BULK OF HIS SENTENCE and unWISELY CHOSE AN APPRENTICE but despite 'the machine behind him, helping', they 'couldn't HIDE THAT ROW BOT ASSISTANCE'! He thought he'd 'lamp when it's covered up' but since the SITE WITHHOLDS THEIR FORGIVENESS he 'couldn't shine with that much shade'...he wasn't the 'BRIGHTEST BULB TO BEGIN WITH'!!

For Pennyless (FB Champ who held multiple belts and his baby’s mother left him): Amd when it comes to your baby’s mama? You weren’t a MAN TO HER, YOURE LAME AS SHIT she wanted to ‘live high on the hog’ but your FINANCIAL WORTH IS BACON BITS, see being CHAMP ENSURES YER NAMES LEGIT but without BANDS SECURED TO RAISE THE KID what good are all them belts if you can’t wear the PANTS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
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For Rule: It 'comes off painfully hair raising' to see the STANS FAV'RITE SLAYED but now 'them old cuts, leave em exposed'..I'm 'rippin BANDAIDS AWAY'! He's 'Old, English', his CATCHPHRASE IS GAY He 'keeps it Classick like Shakespeare'..that's DAMN SAFE TO SAY cuz this 'MAN'S GREATEST PLAYS? They dont TRANSLATE TODAY'!

Vs Orc: Fuck a GLOCK THAT BLAMS, This calls for something bigger, I won't POP THAT CAN cuz I've got 'twin rocket launchers' he don't stand a GOD DAMN CHANCE when 'I'm pointing over both shoulders'...ROB..VAN..DAM!

For Row: Let's Go...it's story time...listen..Topical Final '15, He refused to lose desPITE THE VOTERS INSISTANCE so he'd 'try medalling in the routine' without the 'TITLE HOPES OF A GYMNAST', needing friendly voters with Exclusives so he'd BUY HIS HOMIES ADMITTENCE and 'use that gas to get ahead' like the 'NITRO FOAMING A GUINNESS'!! Fast Forward a few months, Pugz miniMIZED THE BULK OF HIS SENTENCE and unWISELY CHOSE AN APPRENTICE but despite 'the machine behind him, helping', they 'couldn't HIDE THAT ROW BOT ASSISTANCE'! He thought he'd 'lamp when it's covered up' but since the SITE WITHHOLDS THEIR FORGIVENESS he 'couldn't shine with that much shade'...he wasn't the 'BRIGHTEST BULB TO BEGIN WITH'!!

For Pennyless (FB Champ who held multiple belts and his baby’s mother left him): Amd when it comes to your baby’s mama? You weren’t a MAN TO HER, YOURE LAME AS SHIT she wanted to ‘live high on the hog’ but your FINANCIAL WORTH IS BACON BITS, see being CHAMP ENSURES YER NAMES LEGIT but without BANDS SECURED TO RAISE THE KID what good are all them belts if you can’t wear the PANTS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
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Unread 04-02-2020, 11:38 AM
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Her second name's Whiskin, it's IRONIC HOW FATE TWISTS cause she's never got through whiskin' without SCOFFING THE CAKE MIX!

She battled in Barmageddon but ISN'T WITH DON'T FLOP cause she'd fail every time that she's STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF

Vs Prince S Tana

Yo man, she opened for Dorrough, wow, she MUST BE BIG! Newsflash bitch, we don't know who the FUCK HE IS!

Vs Rican

He sells hot tubs for a living and says the BUSINESS IS NOT SKETCH and if you're believing it is, he'll say your THINKING IS OFFSET! Then one day you'll catch him in your tub just CHILLIN WITH LOST GUESTS like "Don't worry, I'm not stealing the tub, I'm just FLIPPING THE CONCEPT"! As you lose your shit, enRAGED AT SUCH ACTS you hear "Sorry to interrupt, this can't WAIT, I MUST ADD that I can vouch for Rican, don't MAKE A FUS MAN"! You turn to see who'd SAY THIS STUFF AND... it's just Rican... speaking....with a FAKE ASS MOUSTACHE! The cops arrive, when the cuffs on his HANDS ARE TIGHT he's like "Hey guys, did you know that I ghostwrote the MIRANDA RIGHTS?"

Vs Lock

A girl on the internet? This CUNT HERE'S ON EM so much so; I'd be EXPECTING TO SEE his first line in a battle against JESSICA ZEE; "Do you COME HERE OFTEN?"

When you were full time army and LB, did you ENJOY YOUR TIME IN EITHER? Ever get confused Lock, try to crew hop and get EMPLOYED BY AL QUAEDA? But he WASN'T A JOKE was someone that they WANNA PROMOTE and BOY WAS KINDA EAGER but what happened? They asked him if he wanna be captain, he said "Nah but I'll JOIN YOU AS A LEADER"!

Vs Saxx (Who's Indian)

I stole his grandads glasses, now his VISION IS BLURRY and then I robbed his gran n broke her HIP IN THE FLURRY! I said I took his nan's bread, he was STRICKEN WITH WORRY and shouted "Oh god, oh no what will I DIP IN MY CURRY?"!

Still, I thought dude was a CANNIBIS HITTER; said he was FUCKED FROM THE GANGA turns out he just SWAM IN THE RIVER and now he SUFFERS FROM CANCER!

Vs Coffin Dodger

If he was a superhero, he wouldn't be AMAZING WITH SPEED or have LASERS OR BEAMS he'd just be able to predict the weather by the PAINS IN HIS KNEE!

Vs Rant

You see his picture? Man IT WAS PRICELESS; the blood in his SINK IMPLIES THAT he hurt himself like some SCHITZO TYRANT. When it was exposed, he was BLUSHING INDEED; said he was BRUSHING HIS TEETH, does he THINK WE BUY THIS? "Oh no, I've got GINGIVITIS! Quick, I better send NICK A PRIVATE"!

With food he'll KEEP HURTING HIS BIG INTESTINE till HE'S MURDERED WITH INDIGESTION. He blames his weight on his mindstate and his prevalent METHOD IS to sit with his THERAPIST, like "I FEEL WORSER WITH EVERY SESSION and beLIEVE FURTHER THAT IT'S DEPRESSION" but his shrink doc said "Sir, in your Ink Blot test; you answered 'CHEESEBURGER' TO EVERY QUESTION"!
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Vs Verity

Her second name's Whiskin, it's IRONIC HOW FATE TWISTS cause she's never got through whiskin' without SCOFFING THE CAKE MIX!

She battled in Barmageddon but ISN'T WITH DON'T FLOP cause she'd fail every time that she's STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF

Vs Prince S Tana

Yo man, she opened for Dorrough, wow, she MUST BE BIG! Newsflash bitch, we don't know who the FUCK HE IS!

Vs Rican

He sells hot tubs for a living and says the BUSINESS IS NOT SKETCH and if you're believing it is, he'll say your THINKING IS OFFSET! Then one day you'll catch him in your tub just CHILLIN WITH LOST GUESTS like "Don't worry, I'm not stealing the tub, I'm just FLIPPING THE CONCEPT"! As you lose your shit, enRAGED AT SUCH ACTS you hear "Sorry to interrupt, this can't WAIT, I MUST ADD that I can vouch for Rican, don't MAKE A FUS MAN"! You turn to see who'd SAY THIS STUFF AND... it's just Rican... speaking....with a FAKE ASS MOUSTACHE! The cops arrive, when the cuffs on his HANDS ARE TIGHT he's like "Hey guys, did you know that I ghostwrote the MIRANDA RIGHTS?"

Vs Lock

A girl on the internet? This CUNT HERE'S ON EM so much so; I'd be EXPECTING TO SEE his first line in a battle against JESSICA ZEE; "Do you COME HERE OFTEN?"

When you were full time army and LB, did you ENJOY YOUR TIME IN EITHER? Ever get confused Lock, try to crew hop and get EMPLOYED BY AL QUAEDA? But he WASN'T A JOKE was someone that they WANNA PROMOTE and BOY WAS KINDA EAGER but what happened? They asked him if he wanna be captain, he said "Nah but I'll JOIN YOU AS A LEADER"!

Vs Saxx (Who's Indian)

I stole his grandads glasses, now his VISION IS BLURRY and then I robbed his gran n broke her HIP IN THE FLURRY! I said I took his nan's bread, he was STRICKEN WITH WORRY and shouted "Oh god, oh no what will I DIP IN MY CURRY?"!

Still, I thought dude was a CANNIBIS HITTER; said he was FUCKED FROM THE GANGA turns out he just SWAM IN THE RIVER and now he SUFFERS FROM CANCER!

Vs Coffin Dodger

If he was a superhero, he wouldn't be AMAZING WITH SPEED or have LASERS OR BEAMS he'd just be able to predict the weather by the PAINS IN HIS KNEE!

Vs Rant

You see his picture? Man IT WAS PRICELESS; the blood in his SINK IMPLIES THAT he hurt himself like some SCHITZO TYRANT. When it was exposed, he was BLUSHING INDEED; said he was BRUSHING HIS TEETH, does he THINK WE BUY THIS? "Oh no, I've got GINGIVITIS! Quick, I better send NICK A PRIVATE"!

With food he'll KEEP HURTING HIS BIG INTESTINE till HE'S MURDERED WITH INDIGESTION. He blames his weight on his mindstate and his prevalent METHOD IS to sit with his THERAPIST, like "I FEEL WORSER WITH EVERY SESSION and beLIEVE FURTHER THAT IT'S DEPRESSION" but his shrink doc said "Sir, in your Ink Blot test; you answered 'CHEESEBURGER' TO EVERY QUESTION"!
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LMFAO @ the Saaxxx and Coffin Dodger ones @EtH
@Esso the pants in the relationship line’s sick af
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