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Unread 05-30-2019, 06:27 PM
Ginge
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Default ginge's comedy tournament


i had da idea 4 a while so i figure i may as well just fish 4 interest
the aim of da battle is 2 clown on ur opponent and da funniest verse wins
simple as
it'll be a 8 line battle and a 16 in da final
tourney will start when i got 8 signups
1 @Jimmy Hoffa
2 @Bone Daddy
3 @Shodan
4. @Edgeworth
5. @CakedOut
6. @o EaSTeS x
7 @Curfew
8 @Aggo
but if deres a fucktonne of interest (which i doubt) i can c about expandin it
i dont think writin funny bars is as easy as a lot of the americans think, so i'll be interested in seein how well u pricks do
but this aint about imitatin styles or deviatin completely from normal battle formats, its just about havin a laugh innit


We got a full card, and a elite 1 at dat
Imma set up deez battles plain and simple
Each in da 1st round will be 8 lines, left sends 2 right by the 5th June 11:59 BST and da reply should b within 3 days (72 hrs, cuz deres nothin stoppin u ritin now innit) also BST cause im english so deal with it
tbh deres room 4 flexibility so we can get deez battles poppin off, hmu with any problems
as stated, the theme of each battle will be bein as funny as possible, it's still a battle tho, so u still got 2 go for ur opponent, it's just about a comedy approach innit
Da followin is 2 b pasted in da comments of each battle by da sender b4 any votes r cast:
Comedy Tournament: The winner of this battle is the one who did the best job clowning on their opponent with the funniest bars possible, vote accordingly.

Plain and simple, here are da battlers, you'll notice an uncalculated approach 2 settin dem up on my part:
@Jimmy Hoffa vs @Bone Daddy
@Shodan vs @Edgeworth
@CakedOut vs @o EaSTeS x
@Curfew vs @Aggo

Bein da best barsmith doesnt count for much in this, so da big names dont rlly have da upper hand, it'll be interestin 2 c, and hopefully breed some funny shit

Im also gonna stick up an example of a genuinely funny rap battle and would encourage ppl 2 follow suit in da thread 2 provide sum inspiration and get a discussion poppin.

heres 1:
well worth a watch

Hmu if u wanna act as reserve in da event of a noshow, i will jump in if needed but i think enterin my own tourney wud b kinda wack

ok let da battles commence innit

Last edited by Ginge; 06-01-2019 at 06:28 AM.
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Unread 05-30-2019, 06:27 PM   #1
 
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Default ginge's comedy tournament


i had da idea 4 a while so i figure i may as well just fish 4 interest
the aim of da battle is 2 clown on ur opponent and da funniest verse wins
simple as
it'll be a 8 line battle and a 16 in da final
tourney will start when i got 8 signups
1 @Jimmy Hoffa
2 @Bone Daddy
3 @Shodan
4. @Edgeworth
5. @CakedOut
6. @o EaSTeS x
7 @Curfew
8 @Aggo
but if deres a fucktonne of interest (which i doubt) i can c about expandin it
i dont think writin funny bars is as easy as a lot of the americans think, so i'll be interested in seein how well u pricks do
but this aint about imitatin styles or deviatin completely from normal battle formats, its just about havin a laugh innit


We got a full card, and a elite 1 at dat
Imma set up deez battles plain and simple
Each in da 1st round will be 8 lines, left sends 2 right by the 5th June 11:59 BST and da reply should b within 3 days (72 hrs, cuz deres nothin stoppin u ritin now innit) also BST cause im english so deal with it
tbh deres room 4 flexibility so we can get deez battles poppin off, hmu with any problems
as stated, the theme of each battle will be bein as funny as possible, it's still a battle tho, so u still got 2 go for ur opponent, it's just about a comedy approach innit
Da followin is 2 b pasted in da comments of each battle by da sender b4 any votes r cast:
Comedy Tournament: The winner of this battle is the one who did the best job clowning on their opponent with the funniest bars possible, vote accordingly.

Plain and simple, here are da battlers, you'll notice an uncalculated approach 2 settin dem up on my part:
@Jimmy Hoffa vs @Bone Daddy
@Shodan vs @Edgeworth
@CakedOut vs @o EaSTeS x
@Curfew vs @Aggo

Bein da best barsmith doesnt count for much in this, so da big names dont rlly have da upper hand, it'll be interestin 2 c, and hopefully breed some funny shit

Im also gonna stick up an example of a genuinely funny rap battle and would encourage ppl 2 follow suit in da thread 2 provide sum inspiration and get a discussion poppin.

heres 1:
well worth a watch

Hmu if u wanna act as reserve in da event of a noshow, i will jump in if needed but i think enterin my own tourney wud b kinda wack

ok let da battles commence innit

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We can throw some prizes in to try to generate more interest. This is a dope idea.
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We can throw some prizes in to try to generate more interest. This is a dope idea.
 
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Also, @Aggo

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Also, @Aggo

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Unread 05-30-2019, 06:36 PM
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sorted da graphics,
if u wanna throw in a prize 4 da winner that'd be great man, i'll add it 2 da original post @Arthur Morgan

---------- Post added at 11:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:33 PM ----------

and lemme know if i can take ur interest as a signup lol

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sorted da graphics,
if u wanna throw in a prize 4 da winner that'd be great man, i'll add it 2 da original post @Arthur Morgan

---------- Post added at 11:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:33 PM ----------

and lemme know if i can take ur interest as a signup lol

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Imma get bopped but lemme in
thats a fair bet bein that u aint won a battle yet fam
i'll stick u on da reserves if thats cool
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Ni em teg
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Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
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"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Ni em teg
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Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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enough 2 earn a signup from u?
only an 8 fam
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