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“Like the 2013 KNICKS FANTASY: "YOU WON A PICK? HONOR RON ARTEST! ENTAIL YOU METTA WORLD PEACE!" (Read it again, I just dissed you!) I said, I want all 13 NICK FANS TO SEE! YOU WANNA PICK ON THE WRONG ARTIST, UNTIL YOU MET A WHIRLED PIECE!”
Just had the displeasure of laying my eyes on this. This was part of a winning verse in a GC tournament battle in 2017. Thank god the sites (for the most part) migrated extremely far away from this shit.
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This is genius ..honestly.
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05-20-2019, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Edgeworth
“Like the 2013 KNICKS FANTASY: "YOU WON A PICK? HONOR RON ARTEST! ENTAIL YOU METTA WORLD PEACE!" (Read it again, I just dissed you!) I said, I want all 13 NICK FANS TO SEE! YOU WANNA PICK ON THE WRONG ARTIST, UNTIL YOU MET A WHIRLED PIECE!”
Just had the displeasure of laying my eyes on this. This was part of a winning verse in a GC tournament battle in 2017. Thank god the sites (for the most part) migrated extremely far away from this shit.
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This is genius ..honestly.
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“But her fly was down so it was either get the cat or peel her shit” (butterfly/caterpillar”
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05-20-2019, 09:00 AM
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“But her fly was down so it was either get the cat or peel her shit” (butterfly/caterpillar”
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05-20-2019, 09:09 AM
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This is genius ..honestly.
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I mean if you can explain to me what YOU WON A PICK? HONOR RON ARTEST! ENTAIL YOU METTA WORLD PEACE means, How 2013 KNICKS FANTASY becomes 13 NICK FANS TO SEE, RON ARTEST Becomes WRONG ARTIST, and what a motherfucking WHIRLED piece is, then maybe just maybe...
(Pro-tip: you can’t, this shit is absolutely atrocious)
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05-20-2019, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SwiftKey
This is genius ..honestly.
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I mean if you can explain to me what YOU WON A PICK? HONOR RON ARTEST! ENTAIL YOU METTA WORLD PEACE means, How 2013 KNICKS FANTASY becomes 13 NICK FANS TO SEE, RON ARTEST Becomes WRONG ARTIST, and what a motherfucking WHIRLED piece is, then maybe just maybe...
(Pro-tip: you can’t, this shit is absolutely atrocious)
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05-20-2019, 09:37 AM
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One that I always felt was a hilarious stretch from myself;
When his FAIR LADY'S BODY'D MOVE it's CERTAIN SHE'S ROCKING THE ROOM, she went on a diet cause she's fucking-fat-extra-lazy but the hamburger-ban-sent-her-crazy without GERMAN ECONOMY BOOMS (Hamburg urban centre crazy)
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05-20-2019, 09:37 AM
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One that I always felt was a hilarious stretch from myself;
When his FAIR LADY'S BODY'D MOVE it's CERTAIN SHE'S ROCKING THE ROOM, she went on a diet cause she's fucking-fat-extra-lazy but the hamburger-ban-sent-her-crazy without GERMAN ECONOMY BOOMS (Hamburg urban centre crazy)
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This ain't an LB battle it's from an actual song, but I'm sure everyone here will agree.
"Cause I've been treated like dirt before ya and love is 'evol', spell it backwards I'll show ya" Eminem's Space Bound.
Like...what the fuck? That's sooo fuckin corny.
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This ain't an LB battle it's from an actual song, but I'm sure everyone here will agree.
"Cause I've been treated like dirt before ya and love is 'evol', spell it backwards I'll show ya" Eminem's Space Bound.
Like...what the fuck? That's sooo fuckin corny.
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you can’t FUCK W/ ME ASSHOLE, so FAG, DON’T TRY TO POST – I’ll catch you while you SATISFY YOUR HOE & let ya lil “Boise” (boy see) y’all get “CREAM’d” when I leave “ERIC CLAPTON’S IDAHO!”/(Eric clapped inside a hoe)
This is the kind of shit that makes me wonder why people thought NawkOut was any good.
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02-17-2020, 12:55 PM
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you can’t FUCK W/ ME ASSHOLE, so FAG, DON’T TRY TO POST – I’ll catch you while you SATISFY YOUR HOE & let ya lil “Boise” (boy see) y’all get “CREAM’d” when I leave “ERIC CLAPTON’S IDAHO!”/(Eric clapped inside a hoe)
This is the kind of shit that makes me wonder why people thought NawkOut was any good.
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After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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TalkSick needs to walk blindfolded in traffic for that.
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After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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TalkSick needs to walk blindfolded in traffic for that.
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Originally Posted by Manhattan
After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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dead @ "pay attention" as if HE's not the one missing something
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Originally Posted by Manhattan
After our last battle, I taught this LOSER HOW HIS RAPS'LL LIFT IN TEXT AND WOW THE VOTERS! but you couldnt "walk with Talksick" if Mary Poppins said your...(pay attention lol)...'SUPER CALLUSED, AGIL, QUICK AND HEXED WITH HALITOSIS'! (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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dead @ "pay attention" as if HE's not the one missing something
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UA aka You Wish aka You Bit? (no way)… Against Remark? You couldn’t make “Akon’s Septic Cell/a concept excel” – so how’s this “KONVICT” LOOKING “VIRAL”? When he got “Heat’d” and took “an awkward playoff” a battle that GOT HIM TO THE “FINALS!?!??!?”/(a nawk wordplay off)
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you "scramble up tha letters in phracture an swiftkey?" youll see why we gonna FIGHT THA BITCHES TA DEATH! we discover one guys a "witch" an tha other likes to "rape turkeys" so we drop tha MIC AN GIVE YOU THA F! (witch rape turkeys F = phracture swiftkey).. CLASSICK!
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02-17-2020, 01:20 PM
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UA aka You Wish aka You Bit? (no way)… Against Remark? You couldn’t make “Akon’s Septic Cell/a concept excel” – so how’s this “KONVICT” LOOKING “VIRAL”? When he got “Heat’d” and took “an awkward playoff” a battle that GOT HIM TO THE “FINALS!?!??!?”/(a nawk wordplay off)
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you "scramble up tha letters in phracture an swiftkey?" youll see why we gonna FIGHT THA BITCHES TA DEATH! we discover one guys a "witch" an tha other likes to "rape turkeys" so we drop tha MIC AN GIVE YOU THA F! (witch rape turkeys F = phracture swiftkey).. CLASSICK!
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