Pornhub Premium Is The Most Disappointing Subscription Service

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Seriously. Who tf would pay for it if it wasn’t free?

You get videos that are like 60 mins long but who tf seriously tryna beat they dick for an hour? Like rilly homie you finna tell me you need an hour to cum once while beating your dick raw?

Tf else is there? No ads? The most entertaining part about the site is the fake local singles ads and the penis extensions sleeve/pills and porn game memes.


Even the HD shit don’t matter if your wifi runs like Clinton’s from political corruption.


And this shit costs $100 a year normally.


Shits sad af.

[DiZzReSpEkT]

Seriously. Who tf would pay for it if it wasn’t free?

You get videos that are like 60 mins long but who tf seriously tryna beat they dick for an hour? Like rilly homie you finna tell me you need an hour to cum once while beating your dick raw?

Tf else is there? No ads? The most entertaining part about the site is the fake local singles ads and the penis extensions sleeve/pills and porn game memes.


Even the HD shit don’t matter if your wifi runs like Clinton’s from political corruption.


And this shit costs $100 a year normally.


Shits sad af.