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"how do you talk black, end everything in izzle"
"you put the weasel on the end of the hose and it sprays, i put the weasel in my pants"
"i brought dinner, its lobster. did you catch them with your bare hands, no i bought them with my bare hands"
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10-22-2013, 03:11 PM
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Modern Family Quotes
"how do you talk black, end everything in izzle"
"you put the weasel on the end of the hose and it sprays, i put the weasel in my pants"
"i brought dinner, its lobster. did you catch them with your bare hands, no i bought them with my bare hands"
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10-22-2013, 03:17 PM
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Hahaha man Modern Family is actually fucking hilarious imo
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"That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial"
“I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.”
“I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago… but I cashed that in for something else.”
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Hahaha man Modern Family is actually fucking hilarious imo
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"That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial"
“I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.”
“I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago… but I cashed that in for something else.”
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10-22-2013, 03:27 PM
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lmao i love it....its a genius written
Cameron: we like broadway plays, What a shocker right?
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10-22-2013, 03:27 PM
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lmao i love it....its a genius written
Cameron: we like broadway plays, What a shocker right?
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Cameron is fixes pillows on couch, "does this look straight"
jay: "nothing about that is straight"
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10-22-2013, 06:39 PM
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Cameron is fixes pillows on couch, "does this look straight"
jay: "nothing about that is straight"
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bump.......................
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10-23-2013, 02:43 AM
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bump.......................
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cam and mitch >
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10-23-2013, 12:30 PM
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cam and mitch >
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them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers
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them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers
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them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers
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just saw the episode where Mitch was trying to get Cam a job at that clothing store..'im doing everything i can do avoid making a scene'
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just saw the episode where Mitch was trying to get Cam a job at that clothing store..'im doing everything i can do avoid making a scene'
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I love that one
"gotta keep your eye on lilly she runs off"
"lilly lilly!"
"did you lose her?"
"no"
"check inside the freezer case"
phone convo between cam and mitch
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I love that one
"gotta keep your eye on lilly she runs off"
"lilly lilly!"
"did you lose her?"
"no"
"check inside the freezer case"
phone convo between cam and mitch
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'im trapped in a stall in the men's bathroom, and all i have on is a spider-man costume..'
'hot..who is this?'
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'im trapped in a stall in the men's bathroom, and all i have on is a spider-man costume..'
'hot..who is this?'
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