All Time Top 10 Internet Text Punchlines.

[Just C]

# 1:

"When I 'INJECT SNATCH' And 'TAP' THE GONER, I 'COP BEATS', She 'ROCK WEED', But I Dont 'Woo' 'Tang' When I 'INSPECT HER DECK' And 'CAP A DONNA'!!!! I 'Harbor' A Grudge So I 'WET' AND 'DOCK' HER, 'Charge Her Neck', 'COUGH FEE', TESTING MOCHA(!)"

# 2:

"Rebuttal Game... Check It:... It(s) (S)PACIFIC OCEAN, Drowning in 'ACID DICK' LOTION Doesn't Make This 'PRICK SICK', LOINS ABUSED, The"Metal Piece Flat Chink" Until He 'LICK QUID' Cause Its 'HEADS OVER HEELS' When I 'FLIP CHIP' Like A COIN IS USED!!!

(Acidic, Liquid, Ship)"

# 3:

"I Grip The Metal To This PARIAH And PLIERS ON COKE LEAVES(!) But You Couldnt AQUIRE/A CHOIR Kits/Kids If You'd 'WIRE' A 'LOW KEY'(!!) It Aint 'VC' But When I Put The 'Nine' To This 'One', I Bet He'd/Heat 'X PYRE' In X's/Excess And Still Couldnt OWE D!!!!

(V=5, C=100, X =10 , I=1, D= Dick/500, O'D)"

# 4:

"He Should Know He Cant "Beat Me", This FOE NEEDS "COPS", No Need To GET/GAT Defensive, This HOE "BEATS RODS", Only BLOWS WITH COCKS, I "LIFT" "PIG" WITH THE "BOARS" Cause He Couldn't HIT ME WITH "FORCE", With "POLE LEASED" OP'S!!

(Bores = Gun Barrel)"

# 5:

"He Cant "Compute" My Greatness, So I Turn His "Drive Around" So He Can SWITCH CREWS/CRUISE(!!) Cause This Aint A "CAKE WALK" So I Make This "LIMP BISCUIT" CRUMBLE Like That RICH GROUP!!! This "SOUP A MAN"? Nahhh He Don't Like "DOME ON WOOD" AND "KNOCKS"/NOX So I Knock Him Out With The KRYPTONITE/CRIB TONITE( !!)"

# 6:

"I'm SPIDEY WITH SWIFT SHOTS AND SMASH 'FOE' ON THE 'NET' Cause Like DRIVING WITH KID ROCK HE (W)RAPS 'BLOW ON THE TRACKS'(!) I "TYSON" WITH THE 'CHINK OFF' So I STRIKE EM WITH A 'BIG BOX' Though He DIGGS 'PUNCHES', HOE A 'FAG'!!

EXPO: Kid Rock Was Alledgely Charged For Rolling A Joint/Blow/Fag While Driving (On The Track); Tyson/Thai Son/Tie Son, I Strike/Ice Trike"

# 7:

"TESTING 'RATCHETS' , you couldn't "Beat Me" With CLANKS AND GADGETS(!) 'Buck', 'Buck'... THAT'S THE 'RACKET' When I Put The "Heat To Your Face" Like NASTY HEADACHES!!!

(Ratchet & Clank, Ratchet Is A Pussy)"

# 8:

"I let His PIPES BURST, He? With 'ASTHMATIC FORCE' (Weezy!) And 'SHOW MF DOOM' With the FANTASTIC 'FOUR'!!! Your Pulling Them 'Lines Out Ya Ass' Like PEELED SPINES, KNEE/NEE HIGH, You Were "Born With Grass" Like FELINES/FEE LINES(!!), See 'IM'/I AM, AMANDA/A MAN DA Writes History, It Aint COLUMN, BYNES/COLUMBINE'S(!)"

# 9:

"You Shouldnt BET/BED Your Win, Cause My "Bars" Have More Lavas/ Luvers than EARTHS "ERUPTIONS"(!), I have You 'PUNCH DRUNK', 'Blue' that have a 'Short Tale/Tail Story' like SMURFS SEDUCTION(!)"

# 10:

"FLOUT, At This CON VEX but it aint a PUN GAG when I 'BRAKE' THE 'COOL' CROWD!!!! (Brick = Fellow) ERASE THIS CON('S) TACT With Just A CRUDE BROWSE, Its 'PLAIN' He Got GUTS When I THRUST THE STOOL OUT so Still Cant 'Stomach My Shit', this DUCKER GOT DOGGED cause He Just SUCKER/ SOCCER FOR LOVE, trying to get his 'WAG On' cause He 'DONE KEYING'... HE JUST A MULE NOW!!!!

(Wagon, Donkey)"

[Just C]

# 1:

"When I 'INJECT SNATCH' And 'TAP' THE GONER, I 'COP BEATS', She 'ROCK WEED', But I Dont 'Woo' 'Tang' When I 'INSPECT HER DECK' And 'CAP A DONNA'!!!! I 'Harbor' A Grudge So I 'WET' AND 'DOCK' HER, 'Charge Her Neck', 'COUGH FEE', TESTING MOCHA(!)"

# 2:

"Rebuttal Game... Check It:... It(s) (S)PACIFIC OCEAN, Drowning in 'ACID DICK' LOTION Doesn't Make This 'PRICK SICK', LOINS ABUSED, The"Metal Piece Flat Chink" Until He 'LICK QUID' Cause Its 'HEADS OVER HEELS' When I 'FLIP CHIP' Like A COIN IS USED!!!

(Acidic, Liquid, Ship)"

# 3:

"I Grip The Metal To This PARIAH And PLIERS ON COKE LEAVES(!) But You Couldnt AQUIRE/A CHOIR Kits/Kids If You'd 'WIRE' A 'LOW KEY'(!!) It Aint 'VC' But When I Put The 'Nine' To This 'One', I Bet He'd/Heat 'X PYRE' In X's/Excess And Still Couldnt OWE D!!!!

(V=5, C=100, X =10 , I=1, D= Dick/500, O'D)"

# 4:

"He Should Know He Cant "Beat Me", This FOE NEEDS "COPS", No Need To GET/GAT Defensive, This HOE "BEATS RODS", Only BLOWS WITH COCKS, I "LIFT" "PIG" WITH THE "BOARS" Cause He Couldn't HIT ME WITH "FORCE", With "POLE LEASED" OP'S!!

(Bores = Gun Barrel)"

# 5:

"He Cant "Compute" My Greatness, So I Turn His "Drive Around" So He Can SWITCH CREWS/CRUISE(!!) Cause This Aint A "CAKE WALK" So I Make This "LIMP BISCUIT" CRUMBLE Like That RICH GROUP!!! This "SOUP A MAN"? Nahhh He Don't Like "DOME ON WOOD" AND "KNOCKS"/NOX So I Knock Him Out With The KRYPTONITE/CRIB TONITE( !!)"

# 6:

"I'm SPIDEY WITH SWIFT SHOTS AND SMASH 'FOE' ON THE 'NET' Cause Like DRIVING WITH KID ROCK HE (W)RAPS 'BLOW ON THE TRACKS'(!) I "TYSON" WITH THE 'CHINK OFF' So I STRIKE EM WITH A 'BIG BOX' Though He DIGGS 'PUNCHES', HOE A 'FAG'!!

EXPO: Kid Rock Was Alledgely Charged For Rolling A Joint/Blow/Fag While Driving (On The Track); Tyson/Thai Son/Tie Son, I Strike/Ice Trike"

# 7:

"TESTING 'RATCHETS' , you couldn't "Beat Me" With CLANKS AND GADGETS(!) 'Buck', 'Buck'... THAT'S THE 'RACKET' When I Put The "Heat To Your Face" Like NASTY HEADACHES!!!

(Ratchet & Clank, Ratchet Is A Pussy)"

# 8:

"I let His PIPES BURST, He? With 'ASTHMATIC FORCE' (Weezy!) And 'SHOW MF DOOM' With the FANTASTIC 'FOUR'!!! Your Pulling Them 'Lines Out Ya Ass' Like PEELED SPINES, KNEE/NEE HIGH, You Were "Born With Grass" Like FELINES/FEE LINES(!!), See 'IM'/I AM, AMANDA/A MAN DA Writes History, It Aint COLUMN, BYNES/COLUMBINE'S(!)"

# 9:

"You Shouldnt BET/BED Your Win, Cause My "Bars" Have More Lavas/ Luvers than EARTHS "ERUPTIONS"(!), I have You 'PUNCH DRUNK', 'Blue' that have a 'Short Tale/Tail Story' like SMURFS SEDUCTION(!)"

# 10:

"FLOUT, At This CON VEX but it aint a PUN GAG when I 'BRAKE' THE 'COOL' CROWD!!!! (Brick = Fellow) ERASE THIS CON('S) TACT With Just A CRUDE BROWSE, Its 'PLAIN' He Got GUTS When I THRUST THE STOOL OUT so Still Cant 'Stomach My Shit', this DUCKER GOT DOGGED cause He Just SUCKER/ SOCCER FOR LOVE, trying to get his 'WAG On' cause He 'DONE KEYING'... HE JUST A MULE NOW!!!!

(Wagon, Donkey)"

[SoupErb]

Lol same I read number 2 before 1...

---------- Post added at 12:11 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:07 AM ----------

This just makes me think... How much easier it is just to listen to someone spit bars, than tryna read the fuckin things.
It might just be me, but due to all the wordplay.. My mind is like a robot when im reading this.

All the breaking down of wordplay and punches fucks the flow up of how Im reading it.

[SoupErb]

Lol same I read number 2 before 1...

---------- Post added at 12:11 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:07 AM ----------

This just makes me think... How much easier it is just to listen to someone spit bars, than tryna read the fuckin things.
It might just be me, but due to all the wordplay.. My mind is like a robot when im reading this.

All the breaking down of wordplay and punches fucks the flow up of how Im reading it.

[Just C]

I think they are all intricately well played.

I had no problem reading them tbh.

[Just C]

I think they are all intricately well played.

I had no problem reading them tbh.

[Ill Phenom]

those must be from lizman

[Ill Phenom]

those must be from lizman

[SoupErb]

Are they yours, Just?

[SoupErb]

Are they yours, Just?

[Just C]

Oh no. They're not mine.

If I had to pick 1 out of the 10 though. I would definitely have to go with the Acid Dick Lotion line.

[Just C]

Oh no. They're not mine.

If I had to pick 1 out of the 10 though. I would definitely have to go with the Acid Dick Lotion line.