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Unread 03-30-2020, 12:13 PM
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Nah I don't think it's about who has the more basic punches. Then you'd just be actively trying to NOT entertain the readers beyond whatever little perverse laughs they get from reading "you'll get smoked like pot"-tier lines before the novelty wears off.

What it should be about is how entertaining the punches are while ALSO being way more basic than you would expect to be dropped in a serious battle between good battlers. The goal is to be clever while not being complex. Shoutouts to @Captain Wackbeird.

If you were to use a math formula, it'd be, like, how much the bars made you laugh minus how complex they are. Or something like that.
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"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
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- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
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"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
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Unread 03-30-2020, 12:13 PM   #11
 
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Nah I don't think it's about who has the more basic punches. Then you'd just be actively trying to NOT entertain the readers beyond whatever little perverse laughs they get from reading "you'll get smoked like pot"-tier lines before the novelty wears off.

What it should be about is how entertaining the punches are while ALSO being way more basic than you would expect to be dropped in a serious battle between good battlers. The goal is to be clever while not being complex. Shoutouts to @Captain Wackbeird.

If you were to use a math formula, it'd be, like, how much the bars made you laugh minus how complex they are. Or something like that.
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Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Unread 03-30-2020, 03:30 PM
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Nah I don't think it's about who has the more basic punches. Then you'd just be actively trying to NOT entertain the readers beyond whatever little perverse laughs they get from reading "you'll get smoked like pot"-tier lines before the novelty wears off.

What it should be about is how entertaining the punches are while ALSO being way more basic than you would expect to be dropped in a serious battle between good battlers. The goal is to be clever while not being complex. Shoutouts to @Captain Wackbeird.

If you were to use a math formula, it'd be, like, how much the bars made you laugh minus how complex they are. Or something like that.
Aye, ye be a true gentleman Mr. Shodan. I appreciate ye finding the subtle cleverness in me bars.
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Originally Posted by Shodan View Post
Nah I don't think it's about who has the more basic punches. Then you'd just be actively trying to NOT entertain the readers beyond whatever little perverse laughs they get from reading "you'll get smoked like pot"-tier lines before the novelty wears off.

What it should be about is how entertaining the punches are while ALSO being way more basic than you would expect to be dropped in a serious battle between good battlers. The goal is to be clever while not being complex. Shoutouts to @Captain Wackbeird.

If you were to use a math formula, it'd be, like, how much the bars made you laugh minus how complex they are. Or something like that.
Aye, ye be a true gentleman Mr. Shodan. I appreciate ye finding the subtle cleverness in me bars.
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Unread 03-30-2020, 04:05 PM
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Well not all battles are written to make EtH laugh unfortunately
If it's not supposed to be funny and it's not supposed to be good, whats it for?
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Well not all battles are written to make EtH laugh unfortunately
If it's not supposed to be funny and it's not supposed to be good, whats it for?
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Unread 03-30-2020, 10:32 PM
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I write them for my own enjoyment because it’s funny to me. I cant really speak for others
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Unread 03-30-2020, 10:32 PM   #14
 
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I write them for my own enjoyment because it’s funny to me. I cant really speak for others
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I write them for my own enjoyment because it’s funny to me. I cant really speak for others
i agree with edge here, where like, i find it super funny. it's a parody of an average verse essentially, and if you can't understand that, then you're just out of the loop in general.
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I write them for my own enjoyment because it’s funny to me. I cant really speak for others
i agree with edge here, where like, i find it super funny. it's a parody of an average verse essentially, and if you can't understand that, then you're just out of the loop in general.
 
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Unread 03-31-2020, 08:29 AM
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Esso Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!
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To each their own. I’m not really a fan but I lmao at a BATS battle if it’s good while some people can’t stand em.

Was definitely disappointed at Edgeworth vs Rieper though..got excited when I saw it then I clicked, read, and felt like a little kid whose scoop of ice cream falls off the cone on the first bite.
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Unread 03-31-2020, 08:29 AM   #16
 
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To each their own. I’m not really a fan but I lmao at a BATS battle if it’s good while some people can’t stand em.

Was definitely disappointed at Edgeworth vs Rieper though..got excited when I saw it then I clicked, read, and felt like a little kid whose scoop of ice cream falls off the cone on the first bite.
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