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Debate in the other thread made me think it'd be a good thread on its own.....we're all guilty of writing at least one or seen an example that made us cringe. Post your examples, yours or someone else's, of the worst wordplay ever....
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Unread 11-13-2017, 06:10 PM
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"I'll fulla basket w/ carts" go n' find a grocer/grosser line
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Last time we seen anything "Wonderful/Wand to pull from Lockhart" it's when the SNAKE WAS DEFEATED In the CHAMBER OF SECRETS
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Last time we seen anything "Wonderful/Wand to pull from Lockhart" it's when the SNAKE WAS DEFEATED In the CHAMBER OF SECRETS
 
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Unread 11-13-2017, 07:13 PM
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Lockhart and I have collected some truly stunning examples of wack WP. Here are two perennial favorites:

this a WEAPON SPORT... Kido? What you FLEXING FOR ?' You'll see missles' like playstations TEKKEN FORCE( yoshimitsu) [Source]

I leave dis bitch tied up sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" stuck ON A MAT TO PEE ON!(Onomatopoeia) [Source]
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- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
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Lockhart and I have collected some truly stunning examples of wack WP. Here are two perennial favorites:

this a WEAPON SPORT... Kido? What you FLEXING FOR ?' You'll see missles' like playstations TEKKEN FORCE( yoshimitsu) [Source]

I leave dis bitch tied up sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" stuck ON A MAT TO PEE ON!(Onomatopoeia) [Source]
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Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
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Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
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"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

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Unread 11-14-2017, 12:24 AM
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Esso Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!
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The chin on “MAN delicate” enough to make the SWELLIN ON DUDE seem like a NELSON COSTUME (Mandela Kit) - Shiznit
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Unread 11-14-2017, 12:24 AM   #5
 
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Esso Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Esso is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!
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Unread 11-14-2017, 02:58 AM
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now they call this faggot giggles because when he wiggles i'll show him how warm(worm) the gun is. - bnas


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now they call this faggot giggles because when he wiggles i'll show him how warm(worm) the gun is. - bnas


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Hyper ball lickin time is the only possible answer
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Hyper ball lickin time is the only possible answer
 
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Nic a raw whaaaa? / Nicaragua is at least level with hyper ball lickin time.
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Nic a raw whaaaa? / Nicaragua is at least level with hyper ball lickin time.
 
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Its not as hilarious.

Grizz and Pulses battles could fill this thread. Mix in some Jacoby and rican
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Its not as hilarious.

Grizz and Pulses battles could fill this thread. Mix in some Jacoby and rican
 
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Unrelated note, have you guys heard that garbage and sculpture rhyme?
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Unrelated note, have you guys heard that garbage and sculpture rhyme?
 
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