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**ViTRiOL** · #11 04-27-2012, 08:32 PM

... So you're telling me the Arctic is covered in polar bear sized holes, under which are a shit load of drowned polar bears?

A pedantic bitch would rip your shit up if you used that on her.

@Ill Phenom HAH. Very clever. -_-

**ViTRiOL** · 04-27-2012, 08:32 PM

... So you're telling me the Arctic is covered in polar bear sized holes, under which are a shit load of drowned polar bears?

A pedantic bitch would rip your shit up if you used that on her.

@Ill Phenom HAH. Very clever. -_-

**Student** · #12 04-27-2012, 08:36 PM

Why Did You Invite All These People Here?, I Thought It Was Just Gonna Be Us...

Get's Em' Everything

**Student** · 04-27-2012, 08:36 PM

Why Did You Invite All These People Here?, I Thought It Was Just Gonna Be Us...

Get's Em' Everything

**ViTRiOL** · #13 04-27-2012, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just €

Does it?... Plus you make the whole process sound alot more ridged than it actually is. 'Hello How Are You' where did meet @ a Jousting sire?

I was being general you bellend, haha.

Come to think of it, I can't really remember many times I've started a conversation with a stranger out of the blue. My pub is a close-knit community and when fresh meat wanders in, it gets sewn into the banter within seconds.

**ViTRiOL** · 04-27-2012, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just €

Does it?... Plus you make the whole process sound alot more ridged than it actually is. 'Hello How Are You' where did meet @ a Jousting sire?

I was being general you bellend, haha.

Come to think of it, I can't really remember many times I've started a conversation with a stranger out of the blue. My pub is a close-knit community and when fresh meat wanders in, it gets sewn into the banter within seconds.

#14 04-27-2012, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViTRiOL

... So you're telling me the Arctic is covered in polar bear sized holes, under which are a shit load of drowned polar bears?

A pedantic bitch would rip your shit up if you used that on her.

@Ill Phenom HAH. Very clever. -_-

i would tell her, thats my theory and unless you've been to the artic then you can't prove me wrong. and by doing that i've accomplished what i set out to do which is spark a conversation. whether it works or not i think its funny as shit.

next

i don't want to give you the wrong idea and ask for your number, so heres my phone i'll call you.

04-27-2012, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViTRiOL

... So you're telling me the Arctic is covered in polar bear sized holes, under which are a shit load of drowned polar bears?

A pedantic bitch would rip your shit up if you used that on her.

@Ill Phenom HAH. Very clever. -_-

i would tell her, thats my theory and unless you've been to the artic then you can't prove me wrong. and by doing that i've accomplished what i set out to do which is spark a conversation. whether it works or not i think its funny as shit.

next

i don't want to give you the wrong idea and ask for your number, so heres my phone i'll call you.

**ViTRiOL** · #15 04-27-2012, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H¡tman

i would tell her, thats my theory and unless you've been to the artic then you can't prove me wrong. and by doing that i've accomplished what i set out to do which is spark a conversation. whether it works or not i think its funny as shit.

next

i don't want to give you the wrong idea and ask for your number, so heres my phone i'll call you.

*Girl goes to the Arctic... and then calls you.*

"Wow, you were right. You can fuck me now."

*Happily Ever After*

**ViTRiOL** · 04-27-2012, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H¡tman

i would tell her, thats my theory and unless you've been to the artic then you can't prove me wrong. and by doing that i've accomplished what i set out to do which is spark a conversation. whether it works or not i think its funny as shit.

next

i don't want to give you the wrong idea and ask for your number, so heres my phone i'll call you.

*Girl goes to the Arctic... and then calls you.*

"Wow, you were right. You can fuck me now."

*Happily Ever After*

#16 04-27-2012, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViTRiOL

*Girl goes to the Arctic... and then calls you.*

"Wow, you were right. You can fuck me now."

*Happily Ever After*

HAHAHAA that was hilarious! lmao wow

next

hey, you look like my future ex wife.

04-27-2012, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViTRiOL

*Girl goes to the Arctic... and then calls you.*

"Wow, you were right. You can fuck me now."

*Happily Ever After*

HAHAHAA that was hilarious! lmao wow

next

hey, you look like my future ex wife.

**ViTRiOL** · #17 04-27-2012, 09:01 PM

How about you sleep with me tonight or I'll go to your house and kill your family.

**ViTRiOL** · 04-27-2012, 09:01 PM

How about you sleep with me tonight or I'll go to your house and kill your family.

#18 04-27-2012, 10:27 PM

yo yo i be like

so this one time i was fuckin my dog and im like "anal?" and hes like "anal? thats a lil presumptuous"... hi im louie

04-27-2012, 10:27 PM

yo yo i be like

so this one time i was fuckin my dog and im like "anal?" and hes like "anal? thats a lil presumptuous"... hi im louie

**Ill Phenom** · #19 04-27-2012, 10:46 PM

^ This

"I just made you cum with one finger, imagine what else I can do"

**Ill Phenom** · 04-27-2012, 10:46 PM

^ This

"I just made you cum with one finger, imagine what else I can do"

**ViTRiOL** · #20 04-27-2012, 10:49 PM

Terrific Phenom, terrific.

*ten minute applause*

**ViTRiOL** · 04-27-2012, 10:49 PM

Terrific Phenom, terrific.

*ten minute applause*


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