FUCK PRINTERS

[Student]

Originally Posted by Just C

Ink Jet. it's an absolute nightmare. flashing lights, refusing to install driver (IT'S A PRINTER!!) telling me my OP System needs updating. (YOUR A PRINTER!!)...Yet it STILL prints anyway, Paper jamming.. ink lines! blurred blotchy print. I said fuck it and gave up. It's been 1 thing after another. I detest it

Inkjet's Were Spawned To Make Your Life Miserable, Whenever You Need A 10 Page Essay Printed For Your History Class An Inkjet Will Be There To Blotch You Up. They Are The Demon Babies Of Two Death Row Inmates Who Conjugated To Form Pure Evil, The Have Walked The Mountain Of Doom And Past Every Single Level Of Dante's Inferno. The Devil Himself Banished Them To The World Because He Couldn't Contain Them. Now They Are Sold In Bulk Among You're Favorite Retailers, Just Plotting To Make Your Life A Living Hell. Don't Give In To Their Illusions Of Cheap Prices And Low Maintenance. Their Only Guarantee Is They Will Make You Hate Everything And Everyone. You Will Break Any Surrounding Electronic Device In Order To Offer A Sacrifice To The Inkjet But The Inkjet Doesn't Want More Death, It Only Lives To See The World Burn.

---------- Post added at 11:21 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:19 AM ----------

Originally Posted by Victor Mancini

@Student would know. He once built a replica of the star ship enterprise using only a printer, two blenders, and a small William Shatner doll.

[Student]

Originally Posted by Just C

Ink Jet. it's an absolute nightmare. flashing lights, refusing to install driver (IT'S A PRINTER!!) telling me my OP System needs updating. (YOUR A PRINTER!!)...Yet it STILL prints anyway, Paper jamming.. ink lines! blurred blotchy print. I said fuck it and gave up. It's been 1 thing after another. I detest it

Inkjet's Were Spawned To Make Your Life Miserable, Whenever You Need A 10 Page Essay Printed For Your History Class An Inkjet Will Be There To Blotch You Up. They Are The Demon Babies Of Two Death Row Inmates Who Conjugated To Form Pure Evil, The Have Walked The Mountain Of Doom And Past Every Single Level Of Dante's Inferno. The Devil Himself Banished Them To The World Because He Couldn't Contain Them. Now They Are Sold In Bulk Among You're Favorite Retailers, Just Plotting To Make Your Life A Living Hell. Don't Give In To Their Illusions Of Cheap Prices And Low Maintenance. Their Only Guarantee Is They Will Make You Hate Everything And Everyone. You Will Break Any Surrounding Electronic Device In Order To Offer A Sacrifice To The Inkjet But The Inkjet Doesn't Want More Death, It Only Lives To See The World Burn.

---------- Post added at 11:21 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:19 AM ----------

Originally Posted by Victor Mancini

@Student would know. He once built a replica of the star ship enterprise using only a printer, two blenders, and a small William Shatner doll.