Gym heads

To me, working out and staying healthy only relates to fighting/self defence/survival. Not that I've done it for very long or that I'm even "healthy", but if I'm ever to commit it wont be for any other reason than those. For example, having the cardio to outrun anyone chasing you. Currently, I'd be better to stand and trade punches with a guy with a machete, because if I try and run you'll find me laying on the ground 5 seconds down the road coughing my lungs up.

I don't think I'll ever give a fuck about the aesthetics of working out. I'm pretty proud to be rocking a beer belly.

And while we're on somewhat of this topic deviation I've started. I fucking HATE those people who think getting girls is the only important thing. Like a guy wears a tight capital V neck pink t shirt, spends 500quid on his gay hair cut, gets his eye brows plucked, applies for big brother and Geordie shore and doesn't have a hair on his body faggot...who manages to get bitches, and then that apparently means he isn't a complete bender. A mate of mine is in that "Hey, if it works..." category, but I literally wouldn't even want to pull the birds those fiddlers elbow cunts are banging.

To me, working out and staying healthy only relates to fighting/self defence/survival. Not that I've done it for very long or that I'm even "healthy", but if I'm ever to commit it wont be for any other reason than those. For example, having the cardio to outrun anyone chasing you. Currently, I'd be better to stand and trade punches with a guy with a machete, because if I try and run you'll find me laying on the ground 5 seconds down the road coughing my lungs up.

I don't think I'll ever give a fuck about the aesthetics of working out. I'm pretty proud to be rocking a beer belly.

And while we're on somewhat of this topic deviation I've started. I fucking HATE those people who think getting girls is the only important thing. Like a guy wears a tight capital V neck pink t shirt, spends 500quid on his gay hair cut, gets his eye brows plucked, applies for big brother and Geordie shore and doesn't have a hair on his body faggot...who manages to get bitches, and then that apparently means he isn't a complete bender. A mate of mine is in that "Hey, if it works..." category, but I literally wouldn't even want to pull the birds those fiddlers elbow cunts are banging.