Forum Game - Shitty Genie

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Celsius

Your wish was misinterpreted and you became a nobody.

I wish for nothing.

You now have nothing!

I wish to win the next LetsBeef Grand Championship.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Celsius

Your wish was misinterpreted and you became a nobody.

I wish for nothing.

You now have nothing!

I wish to win the next LetsBeef Grand Championship.

shodan beat me to it

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Originally Posted by Shodan

You now have nothing!

I wish to win the next LetsBeef Grand Championship.

your wish was granted, you won the audio GC but your opponent in the finals turned out to be computer savy AND salty about the loss who then took your audio recording and took fragments of it to forge an audio of you threatening to bomb america and it was sent to the CIA who then approached your home and took you under custody.





I wish I was Spiderman

shodan beat me to it

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Originally Posted by Shodan

You now have nothing!

I wish to win the next LetsBeef Grand Championship.

your wish was granted, you won the audio GC but your opponent in the finals turned out to be computer savy AND salty about the loss who then took your audio recording and took fragments of it to forge an audio of you threatening to bomb america and it was sent to the CIA who then approached your home and took you under custody.





I wish I was Spiderman

Originally Posted by Row

shodan beat me to it

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your wish was granted, you won the audio GC but your opponent in the finals turned out to be computer savy AND salty about the loss who then took your audio recording and took fragments of it to forge an audio of you threatening to bomb america and it was sent to the CIA who then approached your home and took you under custody.

Lol smh
You became half man half spider

I wish for rows mama

Originally Posted by Row

shodan beat me to it

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your wish was granted, you won the audio GC but your opponent in the finals turned out to be computer savy AND salty about the loss who then took your audio recording and took fragments of it to forge an audio of you threatening to bomb america and it was sent to the CIA who then approached your home and took you under custody.

Lol smh
You became half man half spider

I wish for rows mama

You get her. While you're fucking her all you can think is "she looks just like row".

You manage to complete regardless.


I wish for world peace.

You get her. While you're fucking her all you can think is "she looks just like row".

You manage to complete regardless.


I wish for world peace.

Originally Posted by Aggo

You get her. While you're fucking her all you can think is "she looks just like row".

You manage to complete regardless.


I wish for world peace.

You see Ron Artest handcuffed to your bed.

I WISH to play like Michael Jordan

Originally Posted by Aggo

You get her. While you're fucking her all you can think is "she looks just like row".

You manage to complete regardless.


I wish for world peace.

You see Ron Artest handcuffed to your bed.

I WISH to play like Michael Jordan

You have sex with children on a Ferris wheel.

I wish for a magic backpack that materializes any object inside of it that I can think of.

You have sex with children on a Ferris wheel.

I wish for a magic backpack that materializes any object inside of it that I can think of.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Aggo

I wish for a magic backpack that materializes any object inside of it that I can think of.

Every object you can think of simultaneously materializes inside of it. You die from the exploding hydrogen bomb.

I wish for the ability to come up with a wish that can't be misinterpreted.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Aggo

I wish for a magic backpack that materializes any object inside of it that I can think of.

Every object you can think of simultaneously materializes inside of it. You die from the exploding hydrogen bomb.

I wish for the ability to come up with a wish that can't be misinterpreted.

[Student]

Your wish is granted but you only have 2 wishes left.

I wish Rowan Atkinson would perform a one man show based on my life.

[Student]

Your wish is granted but you only have 2 wishes left.

I wish Rowan Atkinson would perform a one man show based on my life.

[Shodan]

It's so accurate that nobody else comes to see it and you leave in tears after 20 minutes.

I wish to get a Leader spot in my crew.

[Shodan]

It's so accurate that nobody else comes to see it and you leave in tears after 20 minutes.

I wish to get a Leader spot in my crew.

You wake up in the morning, but you feel different. Sluggish. You can still taste last night's dinner in your teeth. Mountain dew and Doritos. Cool ranch. You log into letsbeef and click on my crew. Youre the only one left. The alpha and the omega. A wave of pleasure washes over you as the familiar blue screen activates the pleasure receptors in your advanced yet misunderstood brain. The pleasure is short lived however, as your eyes meet that menacing grey collection of characters in the corner of your screen. "Banned". The word mocks you. You reach up to scratch your neckbeard and a grimace crosses your face. You log off, but you'll be back, you think. "They haven't seen the last of Rant"

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I wish I had a Lamborghini. A nice one.

You wake up in the morning, but you feel different. Sluggish. You can still taste last night's dinner in your teeth. Mountain dew and Doritos. Cool ranch. You log into letsbeef and click on my crew. Youre the only one left. The alpha and the omega. A wave of pleasure washes over you as the familiar blue screen activates the pleasure receptors in your advanced yet misunderstood brain. The pleasure is short lived however, as your eyes meet that menacing grey collection of characters in the corner of your screen. "Banned". The word mocks you. You reach up to scratch your neckbeard and a grimace crosses your face. You log off, but you'll be back, you think. "They haven't seen the last of Rant"

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I wish I had a Lamborghini. A nice one.