cypher

lookin for some people who want to cypher. here's how it would work

a first concept is chosen. for example i'll say "red dead redemption" then somebody will write a bar around that concept. for example

you gonna find his body spewed ON MARSHES killed-n-dead-filled-wit-lead like JOHN MARSTIN

then whoever wrote the bar will chose the next concept.

lookin for some people who want to cypher. here's how it would work

a first concept is chosen. for example i'll say "red dead redemption" then somebody will write a bar around that concept. for example

you gonna find his body spewed ON MARSHES killed-n-dead-filled-wit-lead like JOHN MARSTIN

then whoever wrote the bar will chose the next concept.

Concept:

You go to Burger King but they out of Whopper meat so you got to get the chicken sandwich but the shit overcooked and kinda dry so you have to put some extra mayonnaise on that bitch but then the extra mayonaise squirt out the sandwich and onto your brand new corduroys so now you in the bathroom with ya pants unbottoned, scrubbing that shit vigorously and out of nowhere some big brick shithouse of a dude walks in with his 2 year old daughter and makes awkward eye contact with you and thinks you're about to be beating your meat so out of concern for the good citizens in attendance of that particular Burger King, he whoops yo ass right quick and now you laying on a Burger King bathroom floor with a nosebleed feeling all salty when all you really wanted was a Whopper.

Go.

Concept:

You go to Burger King but they out of Whopper meat so you got to get the chicken sandwich but the shit overcooked and kinda dry so you have to put some extra mayonnaise on that bitch but then the extra mayonaise squirt out the sandwich and onto your brand new corduroys so now you in the bathroom with ya pants unbottoned, scrubbing that shit vigorously and out of nowhere some big brick shithouse of a dude walks in with his 2 year old daughter and makes awkward eye contact with you and thinks you're about to be beating your meat so out of concern for the good citizens in attendance of that particular Burger King, he whoops yo ass right quick and now you laying on a Burger King bathroom floor with a nosebleed feeling all salty when all you really wanted was a Whopper.

Go.

A tall tale is a whopper. I guess I'm HEARIN IT DIFFERENT. switched up with a condiment packet to SMEAR ON MY CHICKEN bad move now my courderoys SMEARED WITH SOME LIQUID in the bathroom a dude just apPEARED IN AN INSTANT and I'm MERELY A VICTIM, now I'm on the wrong end of a MIRICLE WHIPPIN!

A tall tale is a whopper. I guess I'm HEARIN IT DIFFERENT. switched up with a condiment packet to SMEAR ON MY CHICKEN bad move now my courderoys SMEARED WITH SOME LIQUID in the bathroom a dude just apPEARED IN AN INSTANT and I'm MERELY A VICTIM, now I'm on the wrong end of a MIRICLE WHIPPIN!

Concept: RENT

Concept: RENT

Originally Posted by Aggo

A tall tale is a whopper. I guess I'm HEARIN IT DIFFERENT. switched up with a condiment packet to SMEAR ON MY CHICKEN bad move now my courderoys SMEARED WITH SOME LIQUID in the bathroom a dude just apPEARED IN AN INSTANT and I'm MERELY A VICTIM, now I'm on the wrong end of a MIRICLE WHIPPIN!

i think wrong side of a miracle whippin with a different setup could actually be a dope af punch. lmao at this, you're the goat for tackling that concept.

Originally Posted by Aggo

A tall tale is a whopper. I guess I'm HEARIN IT DIFFERENT. switched up with a condiment packet to SMEAR ON MY CHICKEN bad move now my courderoys SMEARED WITH SOME LIQUID in the bathroom a dude just apPEARED IN AN INSTANT and I'm MERELY A VICTIM, now I'm on the wrong end of a MIRICLE WHIPPIN!

i think wrong side of a miracle whippin with a different setup could actually be a dope af punch. lmao at this, you're the goat for tackling that concept.

[KG The Prince]

Originally Posted by Aggo

A tall tale is a whopper. I guess I'm HEARIN IT DIFFERENT. switched up with a condiment packet to SMEAR ON MY CHICKEN bad move now my courderoys SMEARED WITH SOME LIQUID in the bathroom a dude just apPEARED IN AN INSTANT and I'm MERELY A VICTIM, now I'm on the wrong end of a MIRICLE WHIPPIN!

@ghost of wackula he did it!

Holy shit, this is niiiiice

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@Aggo - RENT

This weird woman's in my apartment, let's not MENTION HER ASS/TITS cos it seems they've gone to REST IN HER FLAB, SHIT! Holy crap, before she asks: All the money I got, I'm SPENDING IT FAST SINCE I don't wanna pay RENT FOR THE FLAT, BITCH! Flat bitch

Next concept: You wake up in a locked room, with Newcastle... What happens?

[KG The Prince]

Originally Posted by Aggo

A tall tale is a whopper. I guess I'm HEARIN IT DIFFERENT. switched up with a condiment packet to SMEAR ON MY CHICKEN bad move now my courderoys SMEARED WITH SOME LIQUID in the bathroom a dude just apPEARED IN AN INSTANT and I'm MERELY A VICTIM, now I'm on the wrong end of a MIRICLE WHIPPIN!

@ghost of wackula he did it!

Holy shit, this is niiiiice

---------- Post added at 02:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:31 PM ----------

@Aggo - RENT

This weird woman's in my apartment, let's not MENTION HER ASS/TITS cos it seems they've gone to REST IN HER FLAB, SHIT! Holy crap, before she asks: All the money I got, I'm SPENDING IT FAST SINCE I don't wanna pay RENT FOR THE FLAT, BITCH! Flat bitch

Next concept: You wake up in a locked room, with Newcastle... What happens?

Originally Posted by KG

@ghost of wackula he did it!

Holy shit, this is niiiiice

---------- Post added at 02:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:31 PM ----------

@Aggo - RENT

This weird woman's in my apartment, let's not MENTION HER ASS/TITS cos it seems they've gone to REST IN HER FLAB, SHIT! Holy crap, before she asks: All the money I got, I'm SPENDING IT FAST SINCE I don't wanna pay RENT FOR THE FLAT, BITCH! Flat bitch

Next concept: You wake up in a locked room, with Newcastle... What happens?

haha, good shit kg. i don't know newcastle so i'll skip that one.

Originally Posted by KG

@ghost of wackula he did it!

Holy shit, this is niiiiice

---------- Post added at 02:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:31 PM ----------

@Aggo - RENT

This weird woman's in my apartment, let's not MENTION HER ASS/TITS cos it seems they've gone to REST IN HER FLAB, SHIT! Holy crap, before she asks: All the money I got, I'm SPENDING IT FAST SINCE I don't wanna pay RENT FOR THE FLAT, BITCH! Flat bitch

Next concept: You wake up in a locked room, with Newcastle... What happens?

haha, good shit kg. i don't know newcastle so i'll skip that one.

[KG The Prince]

Originally Posted by Da Living Tribunal

haha, good shit kg. i don't know newcastle so i'll skip that one.

LB's finest. Known for the mass murder of countless innocent civilians. One of his favourite methods is tying them to his bed and stamping on 'em with pink stilettos

[KG The Prince]

Originally Posted by Da Living Tribunal

haha, good shit kg. i don't know newcastle so i'll skip that one.

LB's finest. Known for the mass murder of countless innocent civilians. One of his favourite methods is tying them to his bed and stamping on 'em with pink stilettos

New Concept:

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

New Concept:

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.