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**Shodan** · #3 05-15-2018, 01:44 AM

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=473203

My style mixes REFINED TASTE plus BLIND RAGE and bites more than a SPIKED MACE or the ICE AGE

> This is from back when I thought bigupping yourself was a valid method of dissing your opponent.

I go fast and hard like a HIGHWAY while you're up and down like a SINE WAVE

> "I go fast and hard." PAUSE

Everything you spit just screams "MY LIFE'S AWFUL"/You spend your nights by yourself jacking off to TWILIGHT SPARKLE

> The truth of this bar is that I conceived it as an incisive description of myself.

Y'all only diss cuz you see me and get QUITE ENVIOUS/And that's pretty justified, given I'm the RIGHT DEADLIEST

> I thought that putting "RIGHT" in front of any positive adjective about myself was a good idea for some reason.

You must be brave, willing to test my MAD SKILLS AND EXCELLENCE/But write a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT then get your ASS KILLED FOR ARROGANCE

> I know that I've become somewhat infamous for using slant rhymes, but EXCELLENCE / TESTAMENT / ARROGANCE is cringeworthy even for me. I think this was the bar I was most proud of at the time. Multis were a new concept for me, and I thought this was amazingly fluent while also extremely complicated. Where's the punchline, you ask? Well, why would something this buttery smooth need such a thing?

Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word.

> Word.

**Shodan** · 05-15-2018, 01:44 AM

https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=473203

My style mixes REFINED TASTE plus BLIND RAGE and bites more than a SPIKED MACE or the ICE AGE

> This is from back when I thought bigupping yourself was a valid method of dissing your opponent.

I go fast and hard like a HIGHWAY while you're up and down like a SINE WAVE

> "I go fast and hard." PAUSE

Everything you spit just screams "MY LIFE'S AWFUL"/You spend your nights by yourself jacking off to TWILIGHT SPARKLE

> The truth of this bar is that I conceived it as an incisive description of myself.

Y'all only diss cuz you see me and get QUITE ENVIOUS/And that's pretty justified, given I'm the RIGHT DEADLIEST

> I thought that putting "RIGHT" in front of any positive adjective about myself was a good idea for some reason.

You must be brave, willing to test my MAD SKILLS AND EXCELLENCE/But write a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT then get your ASS KILLED FOR ARROGANCE

> I know that I've become somewhat infamous for using slant rhymes, but EXCELLENCE / TESTAMENT / ARROGANCE is cringeworthy even for me. I think this was the bar I was most proud of at the time. Multis were a new concept for me, and I thought this was amazingly fluent while also extremely complicated. Where's the punchline, you ask? Well, why would something this buttery smooth need such a thing?

Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word.

> Word.

05-15-2018, 01:44 AM	#3
Shodan One Bar Champion Ranked Audio Record 2 Won / 4 Lost Ranked Text Record 111 Won / 71 Lost Exclusive Text Record 3 Won / 6 Lost Join Date: Jan 2014 Voted: 35 audio / 1023 text Posts: 2,963 Mentioned: 1226 Post(s) Tagged: 61 Thread(s)	https://www.letsbeef.com/battle_deta...n=tb&id=473203 My style mixes REFINED TASTE plus BLIND RAGE and bites more than a SPIKED MACE or the ICE AGE > This is from back when I thought bigupping yourself was a valid method of dissing your opponent. I go fast and hard like a HIGHWAY while you're up and down like a SINE WAVE > "I go fast and hard." PAUSE Everything you spit just screams "MY LIFE'S AWFUL"/You spend your nights by yourself jacking off to TWILIGHT SPARKLE > The truth of this bar is that I conceived it as an incisive description of myself. Y'all only diss cuz you see me and get QUITE ENVIOUS/And that's pretty justified, given I'm the RIGHT DEADLIEST > I thought that putting "RIGHT" in front of any positive adjective about myself was a good idea for some reason. You must be brave, willing to test my MAD SKILLS AND EXCELLENCE/But write a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT then get your ASS KILLED FOR ARROGANCE > I know that I've become somewhat infamous for using slant rhymes, but EXCELLENCE / TESTAMENT / ARROGANCE is cringeworthy even for me. I think this was the bar I was most proud of at the time. Multis were a new concept for me, and I thought this was amazingly fluent while also extremely complicated. Where's the punchline, you ask? Well, why would something this buttery smooth need such a thing? Now I'm off, don't pick a FIGHT WITH ME/Or get served like FINE CUISINE with WINE AND CHEESE. Word. > Word. __________________ I'm retired from LetsBeef. Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature: Spoiler for My punches hit you like: Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE: Spoiler for A wise man once said: "Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots" - space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan. Spoiler for More words of wisdom: "Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then." - Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his. Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love: "fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime... - ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question. Spoiler for More love from illokwent: "Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.." - Read, and then sigged.
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