Originally Posted by Pseudo™
1. Jason
One of the few battlers on the site that has mastered the art of text battling. I consider Jason the goat because of how easily he implants his swag and personality into his bars, while delivering devastating haymakers. Clean wording, perfect flow, and creative setups are all showcased throughout his bars in a effortless fashion. The simplistic Beauty of his verses speak volumes of his talent. Moreover, two grand championship titles are another testament of why Jason is the goat's goat.
2. DaDDIO
DaDDIO, who operates on the same skill level as Jason, is able to deliver mind boggling punchlines, without the cost of forcing his bars. After opening a DaDDIO battle, I'm always greeted with creative haymakers, complimented by complex multi schemes and a solid flow. He has perfected a style of text battling that, as you can clearly see throughout the site, a number of battlers try to mimic. DaDDIO can demolish nearly anyone. He can drop an unbeatable verse. He's your favorites text battler's favorite text battler. The dude is a monster, plain and simple.
3. Erupt
Creativity at its finest. Erupt is one of the greatest to ever type in the box. In the small amount of text battles he completed in basic text arena, Erupt was able to destroy the best of the best. His setups are top notch, and they add a crazy amount of fire power to his creative punchlines. Rupt's bars will leave you thinking, "Why couldn't I have made that?" Simply put, he's an animal in the text box.
4. RULE
Rule possesses the winning formula for text battles. In my time on the site, I only recall seeing him lose two or three times. He has an aggressive style where he bombards his opponents with punchline after punchline. Many people copy this format but are unsuccessful, seeing they are unable to create the creative concepts that Rule can think of. I honestly don't think there's many people who could beat this dude on his A-game.
5. Phroxen
Yes, he isn't decorated in titles, but Phroxen's bars speak for themselves. He's the master of multi syllable rhymes, only parralleled by DaDDIO. Furthermore, His verses are always entertaining. Possessing complete control over his rhyme scheme, he's able to create bars that roll of your tongue and, on the occasion, end in a heavy punch that is perfectly executed. Probably the most underrated text battler on the site.
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I just added 10 inches to all of their dicks
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