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I honestly don't think there's any GC out there that would write some stuff as wack as "You're onesie robe bitch, are you aLLERGIC TO NIGHT WEAR?" (One zero bitch) and come close to even thinking that's dope, unless you're Dissizit.

I challenge anyone to find any bars from a GC that are wacker than that shit.
I realize that it can be fairly difficult to compare two entirely separate breeds of wackness (in this case, a failed attempt at complexity vs. simplicity), but I think I'll take you up on that challenge with these bars, which were spit by Splendid - I forget how the fuck he capitalizes his name - during the final battle of the first GC, which he won.

Battling Me Is Like Going Through 3 Differnt Hells<br>He Gettin Pounded With Adrenelin Like Instant Conviction<br>Fuck wit me Walken On Burning Friction<br>But Damn Thug You Look Like Da Ghetto Queen<br>Im Like a Vicious Like A Assasin Thats Never Been Seen<br>Its Simple Dude You Lost<br>Da Pun Just Started Thugs Holocaust<br>

^ no idea what the <br>s mean, probably some artifact from ancient formatting. And, yes, all of the verse was like this. He only filled like a third of the box, too.

p.s. don't mention talksick and splendid in the same sentence, unless it is this sentence ofc.
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- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.



Last edited by Shodan; 06-08-2015 at 10:57 PM.
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Unread 06-08-2015, 10:55 PM   #55
 
Shodan
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Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 stars
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Originally Posted by Lockhart™ View Post
I honestly don't think there's any GC out there that would write some stuff as wack as "You're onesie robe bitch, are you aLLERGIC TO NIGHT WEAR?" (One zero bitch) and come close to even thinking that's dope, unless you're Dissizit.

I challenge anyone to find any bars from a GC that are wacker than that shit.
I realize that it can be fairly difficult to compare two entirely separate breeds of wackness (in this case, a failed attempt at complexity vs. simplicity), but I think I'll take you up on that challenge with these bars, which were spit by Splendid - I forget how the fuck he capitalizes his name - during the final battle of the first GC, which he won.

Battling Me Is Like Going Through 3 Differnt Hells<br>He Gettin Pounded With Adrenelin Like Instant Conviction<br>Fuck wit me Walken On Burning Friction<br>But Damn Thug You Look Like Da Ghetto Queen<br>Im Like a Vicious Like A Assasin Thats Never Been Seen<br>Its Simple Dude You Lost<br>Da Pun Just Started Thugs Holocaust<br>

^ no idea what the <br>s mean, probably some artifact from ancient formatting. And, yes, all of the verse was like this. He only filled like a third of the box, too.

p.s. don't mention talksick and splendid in the same sentence, unless it is this sentence ofc.
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.



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