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Unread 11-29-2014, 10:08 AM
Shodan
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I've been planning on writing about this more extensively, but basically, most of my punches are wordplay. And, how I write the wordplay is as follows: Find the conjunctions!

Some sounds are both very common to hear in words, while simultaneously being very common, brief words in the English Language, such as in, n', or, s, etc. All you have to do is pick apart a bunch of words in this manner, until you find one that works with or without the conjunction still attached to it. Then, you just add or remove on the ends of the words to get something more complex. Easier said than done, I know.

For example:

Shaman / Sham N'
Broccoli / Brock - uh' (or) - Lee
Telomerase / Tell Em' Erase

The other one is to just say words aloud, and not think about how it is actually spelled. Just concentrate on the sounds. This, however, usually just ends up doing the same thing as the above method. You can also try to use your opponent's name, or some fragment of it (preferably at the beginning) as a conjunction, and try to think of words that contain that (which is how I came up with my Beyblade line in the GC, which is still my favorite punchline that I've ever written @Obey).
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Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
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"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
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"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Unread 11-29-2014, 10:08 AM   #2
 
Shodan
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Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.74/10 stars
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I've been planning on writing about this more extensively, but basically, most of my punches are wordplay. And, how I write the wordplay is as follows: Find the conjunctions!

Some sounds are both very common to hear in words, while simultaneously being very common, brief words in the English Language, such as in, n', or, s, etc. All you have to do is pick apart a bunch of words in this manner, until you find one that works with or without the conjunction still attached to it. Then, you just add or remove on the ends of the words to get something more complex. Easier said than done, I know.

For example:

Shaman / Sham N'
Broccoli / Brock - uh' (or) - Lee
Telomerase / Tell Em' Erase

The other one is to just say words aloud, and not think about how it is actually spelled. Just concentrate on the sounds. This, however, usually just ends up doing the same thing as the above method. You can also try to use your opponent's name, or some fragment of it (preferably at the beginning) as a conjunction, and try to think of words that contain that (which is how I came up with my Beyblade line in the GC, which is still my favorite punchline that I've ever written @Obey).
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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