Topic List (To Be Assigned At Random Over the Course of the Tournament):
"Take Everything & Leave Nothing"
"Goodbye Old Friend...I Won't Miss You"
"Preparing to Fight a God"
"A Gift From My Worst Enemy"
"The Sociopath Begins to Feel Emotion"
"Slowly Losing Your Senses, One by One"
"Shit, I've Only Got 24 Hours to Live?"
"If You're Reading This, You've Killed Me"
"Fuck this Shit, I'm Out (Last Day on the Job)"
"Cutting the Promo of a Lifetime"
"Sleeping with the Enemy"
"The Causality of a Statement"
"Reaching the Edge of the Earth"
"What Happened Last Night?.."
"Descending from Heaven to Hell"
"Going Dark: Infiltrating the Enemy Base"
"Diary of a Fentanyl Withdrawl"
"Finding Post-Trauma Catharsis"
"Dealing with Dysmorphia"
"Waking Up During Surgery"
"I was Homeless, Then I Won The Lottery"
"Raising My Enemy's Child"
"Your Nightmare is My Dream"
"So, I Bought LetsBeef.Com..."
"Tonight, We Pour Champagne on Bitches"
"Well, That's What $20 Gets You..."
"After I Kicked the Stroller Over I..."
"Skipping Leg Day: Developing Muscle as a Paraplegic"