BOTBs -
When battling, Fidel approached each battle he had with the same poise, respect and dignity that a fourteen year old girl approaches a cobra in her bathroom with.
From running his penis along a mini xylophone to sticking recorders in his ass, Fidel's love for music has always been at his tips & shit.
'My Moms My Sister', 'London Bomber', 'I Already Bagged Dad (My Scrotum Is The Bomb)', 'Anal (If It Ain't Bleeding You Ain't Trying)', 'Punks My Man' & his Top #1 single; 'London Eye (The Japs Wink)'.
Things really went well from the moment their eye locked and as Fidel Z couldn't believe this was happening to him he decided to take the chance and see if his new love would go back to his place. His new love was more than happy to and later that night, like every night after that, Fidel Z ejaculated into his new sports sock. True love does exist, says Fidel Z and we think he might be right.
Fidel went from room to room waking the nuns up with his performance of the 'helicopter' while saying “Bless This, Bitch” with a crucifix lodged between his buttocks before leaving that room and repeating this again in the very next room.
^^^ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am dying !!!
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*CUM SHOTS IN THE AIR*
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