Me: Im stopping off at the shop, u need anythin?
Wifey: Mmmm could u get me some peaches, and some cream pls xxxxx
Me: Peaches & cream?
Wifey: yes pls xxxxx
Me: I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Me: Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
Me: It's even better when it's with ice cream
Me: Know what I mean...
Wifey: OH yes i'll have ice cream too xD xxxxxx
The fuck.
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