11-26-2013, 02:39 PM
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Inkjet's Were Spawned To Make Your Life Miserable, Whenever You Need A 10 Page Essay Printed For Your History Class An Inkjet Will Be There To Blotch You Up. They Are The Demon Babies Of Two Death Row Inmates Who Conjugated To Form Pure Evil, The Have Walked The Mountain Of Doom And Past Every Single Level Of Dante's Inferno. The Devil Himself Banished Them To The World Because He Couldn't Contain Them. Now They Are Sold In Bulk Among You're Favorite Retailers, Just Plotting To Make Your Life A Living Hell. Don't Give In To Their Illusions Of Cheap Prices And Low Maintenance. Their Only Guarantee Is They Will Make You Hate Everything And Everyone. You Will Break Any Surrounding Electronic Device In Order To Offer A Sacrifice To The Inkjet But The Inkjet Doesn't Want More Death, It Only Lives To See The World Burn.
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