I'd probably ask you how long you've been living in the homeless shelter, me and @
Dave would take you to a Burger king, possibly McDonalds on your attitude. Get you something to eat, a big mac, whopper, and a black and white milkshake to amend your racist feelings towards my fellow black gentlemen on this site. I'd take you to a Great Clips, get you a haircut, hot shave on your neck.. the whole 9. After, I'd take you to Dicks sporting goods, get you a nice basketball jersey and some socks..Maybe Nike elites if you're good in public. Pack up the car and bring you back to your box mansion (which I had renovated for you.. thank me later) give you a pat on the back and be on my way..