Pardon my rudeness. Would you like a cookie?
Bitch, shut the fuck up. If your multies weren't banned, you could be out voting for yourself right now. If your girl hadn't left you when you had an emotional break down over your ban, you could be getting some loose, unappealing pussy right now. If your mother hadn't been a crackwhore, you could be playing bingo with her at the nursing home right now until I show up & fuck her. If you weren't a complete faggot, you could be offline doing real shit right now. Speaking of which, why the fuck am I typing a fucking paragraph for your pillow biting ass?
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