[Black Book]

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

Have your Pulse moment... Why are you so great?

[Black Book]

I am tougher than a $2 steak.

I taught Jesus to walk on water.

I showed birds what wings were for.

I made Biggie go back to Cali.

I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.

I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.

I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.

I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.

I made @BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.

I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @Mokane.

Have your Pulse moment... Why are you so great?