[Askari]

After a deep and intellectual conversation with Dono, we managed to reproduce the textbook LetsBeef text battler attitude. Watch and learn...



Askari- Power naps are essential though. Power naps are like, 2-3 hours at a time right?

Dono - Pfft. Those are my lightwork naps.

Askari - Eesh. Better up my nap game then

Dono - Right? I wake up after a couple hours and I'm like "Lightwork" because pretending you didn't try is cool.

Askari - Applying cyber-skills to real life swag

Dono - I also enjoy the ages old route of posting a thread complaining about a battle and then pretending you don't care. I often tell my girlfriend I'm frustrated with her living so far away and then immediately say it doesn't matter and I don't care, to keep up my aura of cool.

Askari - It's important to be your real self online: just last week I threw a hot sandwich at my girlfriend. I shoot bitches with toasters.

Dono - Well if we're being our real selves, I better post up a thread talking about how I get more sex than I know what to do with. Like girls literally just line up my door, naked, trying to fuck me. What can I do? Help me LB. It's not that I'm trying to seem cool, I just actually have a problem.

Askari - It's not your fault you have a problem though, and obviously since you're on a rap battling website you're a gangsta wit shawty problems. We all get pussy 7 times a day from 9 different bitches, just man up homes, [enter textcee name here] prolly fucked them all before his morning piss real talk

Dono - That's another thing, I kill people and hustle. I have to, I rap.

Askari - But you have an education, therefore you're not real. I mean, youz jus a collej fag mayn, you aint never hussl like i do, im a pimp bitch i shoot muhfuckaz daily on da block ho

Askari - Just like every other text battler on this site. Yeah they all have record deals, they're just waiting on the right time to drop the album. Oh, you want to hear my audio/tracks? You'll have to wait until the album drops man, next big thing

Dono - I've been making calls. Big things are about to start happening for me. Not gonna have time to deal with you losers anymore

Askari - Yeah this site is wack as fuck, everyone says I suck but obviously it's cause nobody on the whole site knows good text battling when they see it

Dono - I know I'm the best. My homies who have never done rap before and have an IQ of 7, cumulative, said I'm nice. Y'all just don't feel my style. I won competitions over on other sites that I won't mention because they don't exist and got second in my small, local, rap competition that my mom hosted. It was titled "Dope Emcee Faceoff 2012: Top tier-battle league"

Askari - The venue was my living room because with all my hustling money my Mom's house was huge, Shea Stadium cancelled last minute so we was forced to hold it there. Tupac & Dizaster pulled out too cause they were scared I'd win, but my Mom said my 13 second freestyle was the dopest she'd ever heard.



To all of you cyber-thugs who genuinely talk like this...

[Askari]

After a deep and intellectual conversation with Dono, we managed to reproduce the textbook LetsBeef text battler attitude. Watch and learn...



Askari- Power naps are essential though. Power naps are like, 2-3 hours at a time right?

Dono - Pfft. Those are my lightwork naps.

Askari - Eesh. Better up my nap game then

Dono - Right? I wake up after a couple hours and I'm like "Lightwork" because pretending you didn't try is cool.

Askari - Applying cyber-skills to real life swag

Dono - I also enjoy the ages old route of posting a thread complaining about a battle and then pretending you don't care. I often tell my girlfriend I'm frustrated with her living so far away and then immediately say it doesn't matter and I don't care, to keep up my aura of cool.

Askari - It's important to be your real self online: just last week I threw a hot sandwich at my girlfriend. I shoot bitches with toasters.

Dono - Well if we're being our real selves, I better post up a thread talking about how I get more sex than I know what to do with. Like girls literally just line up my door, naked, trying to fuck me. What can I do? Help me LB. It's not that I'm trying to seem cool, I just actually have a problem.

Askari - It's not your fault you have a problem though, and obviously since you're on a rap battling website you're a gangsta wit shawty problems. We all get pussy 7 times a day from 9 different bitches, just man up homes, [enter textcee name here] prolly fucked them all before his morning piss real talk

Dono - That's another thing, I kill people and hustle. I have to, I rap.

Askari - But you have an education, therefore you're not real. I mean, youz jus a collej fag mayn, you aint never hussl like i do, im a pimp bitch i shoot muhfuckaz daily on da block ho

Askari - Just like every other text battler on this site. Yeah they all have record deals, they're just waiting on the right time to drop the album. Oh, you want to hear my audio/tracks? You'll have to wait until the album drops man, next big thing

Dono - I've been making calls. Big things are about to start happening for me. Not gonna have time to deal with you losers anymore

Askari - Yeah this site is wack as fuck, everyone says I suck but obviously it's cause nobody on the whole site knows good text battling when they see it

Dono - I know I'm the best. My homies who have never done rap before and have an IQ of 7, cumulative, said I'm nice. Y'all just don't feel my style. I won competitions over on other sites that I won't mention because they don't exist and got second in my small, local, rap competition that my mom hosted. It was titled "Dope Emcee Faceoff 2012: Top tier-battle league"

Askari - The venue was my living room because with all my hustling money my Mom's house was huge, Shea Stadium cancelled last minute so we was forced to hold it there. Tupac & Dizaster pulled out too cause they were scared I'd win, but my Mom said my 13 second freestyle was the dopest she'd ever heard.



To all of you cyber-thugs who genuinely talk like this...