Who the fuck hovers over a toilet? You afraid it's gonna swallow you in or something? Just sit on that shit like a man, don't prance around it like a fucking female.
Also, they did a test on Penn & Teller's: Bullshit where they swabbed a toilet seat in some bummy ass place, and swabbed people's asses (on places that would touch a toilet seat, and even closer to the asshole) and other parts of their bodies like hands, faces, and shit like that.. then compared them to see how dirty they were. The ass was the cleanest.. face was like second or something.. and hands were the dirtiest. Over a spot that's closest to your asshole. So if that's your fear, chew on those facts. If you're worried about piss, wipe that fucking shit off with TP.
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