Obviously you don't know what a slant rhyme is. What YOU are implying is that slant rhyming is forcing syllables. Incorrect. What a slant rhyme
actually is (google it if you doubt me), is an imperfect rhyme.. in the sense that only the emphasized vowel sounds match. Yes, everyone on this site slant rhymes.. every single rapper slant rhymes. Know why? Because that's how advanced rhyming fucking works.
Otherwise we'd just all be using "perfect rhymes" like:
catch, match, batch, hatch...
Instead of slant rhymes like:
holler, bother, toddler, cobbler
First, I'm not trying to explain anything to anyone.. I'm just giving them something to view. If you don't like it, move along,
dumbfuck. Second, if you think it's "random garbage"... you're either on a ridiculous high horse or just didn't read. Given, some is abstracted, but it all makes sense... and paints a picture. These aren't power verses by any means.. nor are they battle verses.. maybe a topical if anything. They're just two verses I pieced together in a very tedious exercise. I'm sure I could write something more entertaining now and make the entire verse rhyme with a counterpart, but I've already proven that I could string a multi together that was that long and still construct coherent thoughts and send a message.
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Jack-0-Lantern stretched? Pfft, lol. If you mean really long, then sure. If you're saying something didn't rhyme, I'm calling your bluff. If you meant
forced then I'm calling your bluff again. Everything made sense.
TLDR; Achievement Unlocked.