A bag of some good marijuana? I'd be happy with that lol. Ummmm, porn? Why da fuck won't they deliver, are they gay? Shit, since ya'll are a bunch of alcoholics, get him a a bunch of Buckfast or whatever yall call it lol. Edible panties, a hamster, and some duct tape. I'm sure he'll find somethin creative to do with that combination.
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