Big Ol' Guy, 300 pounds, The Boss and I earned It, No Fear I show
As they Steer the Boat, and its tossin and turnin... well here I go
1,2,3.. Slow Motion..
My knee's bend, and blubber begins to shake on this massive great bod
and the Sea Gets this Stomach that Create's a Nasa Take Off
My whole surrounding, vacationeers with their Sandals N Caps Off
Now My Hearts Pounding, Got Vacant Cheers, And some Camera Snap Shots
The Big Fat Celebrity finally getting a mention
Went a whole life without getting attention,
My Body Over the water, And I'm getting projection,
As I Look down.... Jumping, "Man I'm Wishing I Didn't"
I can feel the Air resistance from thighs to eyes
"man boobs" Flapping from side to side.
Shouldn't have said I'd do it, "Damn You, Ya Mean Girls"
Now I'm stuck putting on a show Like shamu at seaworld
Just cause I had To Impress some skinny beautiful beach babe
I couldn't accept I'm a Mess and fifty, but I Choose to Be brave
Got tired of beiing less and guinea, "Dude For Peeps Sake"
Every Time I walk My Fucking Knees Cave
Now I'm Jumping In the Ocean With Davy Jones and kraken
I'm lucky I didn't Bump In the Boat And My Lazy Bones Went Crackin.
But Instead, I'm free falling off a moving ship, Not that Cute for you
But Girl, If I die.. Then you really are drop dead beautiful
Fuck It.. It's Too Late Now. I'll Open My Arms Let the Fat Wave In The Wind
SPLASSHHH!! Like a swimming pool I broke Upon the waves again.
Cheers Ran Through the Ship and The Girl Waved At Me From the top
In Sheer Reign, And this girl, let her Bra Strap Drop
*I was Successful*
but Fear Came, AS the Boat Dipped and The Water Swirled Round My Jaw
I Began Sinking in the Abyss, Weak and Surrounded..
I guess thats it, I jumped.
And Sacrificed this fat guy, for Compliance from the people around me.!!
Keystyle. It was due tonight and I gotta to leave. One. Goodbattle liz.
and liz it doesn't matter who posts first, so you can read my verse before you post?