Since where on the subject, i had an overly obese friend right? N we were gonna jump this train cuz it was in our fuckin way right? Next thing ya know the angry piggies sirens start roarin n we're being surrounded lol, i exaggerated a lil bit, but the oinkers got out a whoopin n a hollerin n titties floppin (they were pissed apparently cuz a week prior they had to deal with a lil kid gettin hit by a train) So anyway, one of the cops actually said to my friend, "What the fuck happens if you get ran over by the train, they dont make body bags big enough to hold you". I lost it, it was fuckin mean but funny. They were lackin vagina or somethin in their lives, they had the nerve to tell us we couldnt be around that neighborhood ever again, which was impossible cuz i lived right up the road from the train tracks. Stupid fuckin cops. So thats my relevent/irrelevent story, thank you.
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