oh i got a better one....
So im drunk as fuck at my friends house party, and i get with this girl, and shits getting heated so at the time i didn't have a car and she offered me a ride home, then convinces me to go to her house, we go and i spend the night there, and of course we fucked. So a couple months later, im at another friends house party, same shit happens with another girl, and she convinces me to go back to her house. i get up in the morning and im like... "yo i swear to god i fuckin remember this house". I walk out into the living room and i see that same fucking girl from a few months back... chillin eating fruit loops. i grabbed my shit so quick and just booked it, grabbed a bus home. Found out later they're sisters
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