Ight, senior year, I hooked up with this girl and w.e we went back to her house fucked after night at a club, and i passed out on her couch n she went to bed....(i was gnna sober up and walk home cuz my boy dropped us off at her crib)...but instead i fell asleep, so i wake up next day and i have all my clothes on from club hat kicks everything, so im like okk? get up raid the fridge get some food n a drink, and then the girl walks in and goes hey whats good blah blah i said where ya parents at....she looks me dead in the face and says "You were in ya boxers with ya dick out when you fell asleep, so my mom tucked it back in and dressed you" (No dad and no siblings her an her mom), I looked her dead in the face and said "so your mom wopped me off" (strating hysertical laughing) appreantly it wasnt funny to her cause her mom was a milf, lmaoo havent seen that girl since
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