Edit: Your recent remarks about my mother have caused me great distress. I've taken this time to evaluate my actions, and I'd like to apologize for making remarks in jest at your expense. My instigating behavior is intolerable, and crude. I'm a shell of a man.

Edit: Your recent remarks about my mother have caused me great distress. I've taken this time to evaluate my actions, and I'd like to apologize for making remarks in jest at your expense. My instigating behavior is intolerable, and crude. I'm a shell of a man.