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Shodan
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The professor sat by lamplight, quickly working
Within this fortress, blueprints emerged and then converted to something less important
His pencil stormed, and mental force had kept it whirling
Not until the morning could he end this torture... but can't let even Death disturb it

Calculated a dimension's orbit... effects hither unknown to man
And then, within a moment's grasp, Dr. Zimmer was shown the facts
His abode... no set structure, changed form, he could tell nothing, was his brain warped?

Penned something... take more notes... make it known... no!
Hit the desk in anger, meditated, restful changes, entertainment
Remember days of better makeup... knew they'd respect the greatest but I never made it
Jealousy, my sole vice, did I fail to go right? This mystery... unsolved questions
I jot methods but the changes of these walls... endless... a problem beyond men, then?
Beyond me at least, crumpled drawings laid in heaps of these, seemingly meet defeat

Slowly, I read my colleague's paper... stopped and savored his awesome data
My own career going down the drain, so I plagiarized it
Sent it to a journal, maybe they would buy it, and I'd never be caught since I changed the title

Did it work from within?
Mental strain was massive... could he rest and maybe hack it?
but respectably, he never ceased...
Fools! I'll work like I'm in the Matrix on my dissertation! These physics, basic! Almost absurdist fiction;
Instead the paper landed, another epic failure had been condemned to stay in trash bins, I'll find your secret to warping vision...

Keep working. Keep working. No rest. No rest. No rest until I know. Infinite recursion be damned. Soon I'll have it solved!

A few years later he finally realized, Scientist Hell wasn't great after all.

Haha, but don't worry, he's really changed this time. Or so that's what I heard. Mannnn, this place is fuckin trippy. Ahaha. I'm new here.

You like it here? That's what I thought. You wanna walk? You're my only friend.
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"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
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- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Shodan
One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord
Estimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 stars
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Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 stars
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111 Won / 73 Lost
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3 Won / 6 Lost
 
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The professor sat by lamplight, quickly working
Within this fortress, blueprints emerged and then converted to something less important
His pencil stormed, and mental force had kept it whirling
Not until the morning could he end this torture... but can't let even Death disturb it

Calculated a dimension's orbit... effects hither unknown to man
And then, within a moment's grasp, Dr. Zimmer was shown the facts
His abode... no set structure, changed form, he could tell nothing, was his brain warped?

Penned something... take more notes... make it known... no!
Hit the desk in anger, meditated, restful changes, entertainment
Remember days of better makeup... knew they'd respect the greatest but I never made it
Jealousy, my sole vice, did I fail to go right? This mystery... unsolved questions
I jot methods but the changes of these walls... endless... a problem beyond men, then?
Beyond me at least, crumpled drawings laid in heaps of these, seemingly meet defeat

Slowly, I read my colleague's paper... stopped and savored his awesome data
My own career going down the drain, so I plagiarized it
Sent it to a journal, maybe they would buy it, and I'd never be caught since I changed the title

Did it work from within?
Mental strain was massive... could he rest and maybe hack it?
but respectably, he never ceased...
Fools! I'll work like I'm in the Matrix on my dissertation! These physics, basic! Almost absurdist fiction;
Instead the paper landed, another epic failure had been condemned to stay in trash bins, I'll find your secret to warping vision...

Keep working. Keep working. No rest. No rest. No rest until I know. Infinite recursion be damned. Soon I'll have it solved!

A few years later he finally realized, Scientist Hell wasn't great after all.

Haha, but don't worry, he's really changed this time. Or so that's what I heard. Mannnn, this place is fuckin trippy. Ahaha. I'm new here.

You like it here? That's what I thought. You wanna walk? You're my only friend.
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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