according to a family guy episode it was stewie griffin who created the universe lol ..seriously though , scientists can date the universe to between 14-16 billion years old ,,, so did god just sit round chilling for 14 billion years before thinking 'fuck it , lets have some fun ' ? and then he place one dude on earth and all was good ... but the dude got kinda lonely and the almighty created a bitch ..that REALLY fucked adam up ,(though he was thankful fa a bit of pussy at last) so god planted a few ganja bushes for when eve got on adams nerves ..which was a lot , then the bitch started trippin n chatting to snakes n shit and ate an apple from gods own tree ..which fuckin annoyed him as he told them ' YO , you 2 niggas don't go touching my ma-fuckin fruit tree !!' ...so whats the bitch do ?trust a bitch to fuck things up when all is good lmao !!!!.... naaa I believe in the scientific approach tbh.
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