"I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection."

"I would drag my balls through 100 kms of serrated blades and eat 100 kms of her feces while hitting the nae nae with chicken nuggets strapped to my ankles just to have a 1 in 47 chance of one of her dandruff flakes dropping in my bottom lip."

"I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection."

"I would drag my balls through 100 kms of serrated blades and eat 100 kms of her feces while hitting the nae nae with chicken nuggets strapped to my ankles just to have a 1 in 47 chance of one of her dandruff flakes dropping in my bottom lip."