I'll do one.
Pugz - How the fuck you gonna spend a month writing an audio, then drop a fucking diss track? That's like spending a month arranging a night with Jenna Jemeson and then having a wank over her picture. Cash battles, that's a great idea. "Hey, how come I didn't get my money from the cash battles win?" "Cause Pugz Playlist just got another listener!".
RULE - My little paragraph will be posted later. Expect it 12:00 EtH Time. You don't operate in EtH time? Too bad. Your loss. I'm not going to change it because I've just decided that's probably the best way to go. Knowing RULE, no matter who wins between ACs and LoD he'll still probably score it that ClassicK wins.
UhMAZING - Lil Mama. How the fuck you gonna call someone ugly in the chatroom on a daily fucking basis? You literally join that shit, get shitted on, call someone ugly, neglect your wife, and then repeat the cycle the next day. After the amount of time you've ignored your girl to rage on LB even Chris Benoit's wife would be thinking "Well at least he's spending time with us".
Rohan Rane - You look like Five originally cast a band member from Bangladesh. How the fuck is an Indian gonna have a fucking Faux Hawk? Go take your petshop smelling ass the fuck out of here. We all know ViTiRoL was actually giving props to Vergil anyways.
Phil Banks & Final Word - Quit trying to be the World Fag Team Champions on the forums all the time. Fucking Laurel and Hardy Boyz. Phil, quit thinking "I'm your dad" is a comeback of some sort. Looking at Phil argue and you'll hear 'I am your father' more times than RULE has, and that dudes jacked off to Hayden Christian twice a day since he was 37, when Star Wars first came out (Oh, btw, it's 12:00 EtH time).
Mani Mula - You absolutely ruined your entire legacy. Like, LEFT FIELD came back, pretty much admitted LB sucks dick and that Obtvzuiodgfi would kick our ass, and he still walks out with more legend status than you do. How the fuck you gone walk away with the loss 100% because you said "I'm walking away with the victory"?
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