[J u s T C]

Originally Posted by Autographh

LetsBeef Fist Fights Vol. 1. Round 1.

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks

Phil fights gun fire in his sleep so I'm sure a shard of eyebrow shrapnel will be a walk in the park for Phil.

@RULE vs @Jason

Rule is the poor mans Brit equiv Jason. Jason was Grand Champ before Rule, was Staff before Rule, took up "MMA" before Rule. Jason is tanned, Rule is pale, Jason is toned muscle, Rule is chubby muscle but Jasons back is fucked so fuck it I got Rule, but he slips a disc in celebration.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z
Wild guess.

@Dave vs @Manhattan
Dave puts his anti rape classes into practice only to get raped in the ring.

@LOCKHART vs @Rican
Rican a latin lover. He the type to be ya wifes yoga instructor who you catch in her bed only for him to vault out the window like the wind to the next senorita so you know he aint about that life.

@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody

I got Godbody losing a fight to the death via broken crack pipe to the throat.

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book

Book gonna catch those Zzzzzzzzzzz'z & a couple black eyezzzzzzzzzz

@FAME vs @Bnas Bnas looks like a bit of a Nut case. Looks like he has that freakish handicap/downsyndome power and listening to Fames music makes it plain as day he's a lover not a fighter.

@Subreal vs @Ascension

Subreal?

@Wonderbred vs @Dean

Deans are historically known in college com movies to be power hungry through their frail pussyness so unless it's a fight to see who can snitch first thats the evidence that I am going to use for my extremely educated prediction.

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH
Fat Mercan Man vs Skinny Middle Eastern Boy. This sounds familiar some how. The Munching Mercan will crush the Punjabi Pugilist.

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon

See Bnas only replace "looks like" with "seems like"

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu

man down, MAN DOWN!

@Autographh vs @LOGiKK
Logikal will ask Autograph for an autograph and Logik will do the Logikal thing?

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@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa

Fiji's a military man so even if it was a hood block gun fight which Muggz would 9 times out of 10 prevail, Fiji's a military man.

@DJ Denton vs @Just C

See Fiji, and I'm out of shape. I can handle myself against the average bloke in the street but Denton is a trained fighter and would probably snap my arm in 5 places.

*Voters cannot vote on your own fight* *Just for shits and giggles* *Guesstimate who you'd think would win*

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[J u s T C]

Originally Posted by Autographh

LetsBeef Fist Fights Vol. 1. Round 1.

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks

Phil fights gun fire in his sleep so I'm sure a shard of eyebrow shrapnel will be a walk in the park for Phil.

@RULE vs @Jason

Rule is the poor mans Brit equiv Jason. Jason was Grand Champ before Rule, was Staff before Rule, took up "MMA" before Rule. Jason is tanned, Rule is pale, Jason is toned muscle, Rule is chubby muscle but Jasons back is fucked so fuck it I got Rule, but he slips a disc in celebration.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z
Wild guess.

@Dave vs @Manhattan
Dave puts his anti rape classes into practice only to get raped in the ring.

@LOCKHART vs @Rican
Rican a latin lover. He the type to be ya wifes yoga instructor who you catch in her bed only for him to vault out the window like the wind to the next senorita so you know he aint about that life.

@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody

I got Godbody losing a fight to the death via broken crack pipe to the throat.

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book

Book gonna catch those Zzzzzzzzzzz'z & a couple black eyezzzzzzzzzz

@FAME vs @Bnas Bnas looks like a bit of a Nut case. Looks like he has that freakish handicap/downsyndome power and listening to Fames music makes it plain as day he's a lover not a fighter.

@Subreal vs @Ascension

Subreal?

@Wonderbred vs @Dean

Deans are historically known in college com movies to be power hungry through their frail pussyness so unless it's a fight to see who can snitch first thats the evidence that I am going to use for my extremely educated prediction.

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH
Fat Mercan Man vs Skinny Middle Eastern Boy. This sounds familiar some how. The Munching Mercan will crush the Punjabi Pugilist.

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon

See Bnas only replace "looks like" with "seems like"

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu

man down, MAN DOWN!

@Autographh vs @LOGiKK
Logikal will ask Autograph for an autograph and Logik will do the Logikal thing?

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@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa

Fiji's a military man so even if it was a hood block gun fight which Muggz would 9 times out of 10 prevail, Fiji's a military man.

@DJ Denton vs @Just C

See Fiji, and I'm out of shape. I can handle myself against the average bloke in the street but Denton is a trained fighter and would probably snap my arm in 5 places.

*Voters cannot vote on your own fight* *Just for shits and giggles* *Guesstimate who you'd think would win*

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