Haha, don't be embarrassed, you ain't as low as that RULE scumbag.
Any time man, I'm busy with the text tourney of course, but I do wanna keep the rust off between bouts. I could send you 16 any time man, whenever you want. I've battled mods, but it'd be nice to have a crack at the boss.
And yeah, you need to be a lot more complex in text, purely because you have the chance to spread your wings conceptually.